Did you write that all by yourself, or did someone help you out with the clever words like, "asshat"?<quoted text>
Playing the smartass in the anonymous internet given I myself doubt even the darkest bar would allow you a social life?
How many friends do you really have asshat? Three?? And of those three how many swing by to take you to a party?
My Magic Eight Ball says it's none.
FYI....don't go pointing fingers at others about having a spot on their shirt from lunch when you just walked out from cleaning a pigpen.