Bexar County Constable's Association Meeting

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Association President

San Antonio, TX

#1 Aug 28, 2012
The next association meeting will be at Club Paradise 4000 N.Panam Expressway ,free steaks and lap dances from the all nude hood rat chick's. Don't miss it, the issue will be on increasing the dues.
bosephus

San Antonio, TX

#2 Aug 28, 2012
Figures. I guess steak and lobster not good enough for Alex the jailer and his sidekick Andy. Hey! Amos and Andy a new name for them two!
El Cucuy

San Antonio, TX

#3 Aug 29, 2012
Association President wrote:
The next association meeting will be at Club Paradise 4000 N.Panam Expressway ,free steaks and lap dances from the all nude hood rat chick's. Don't miss it, the issue will be on increasing the dues.
Rat Dog will be there. I hope the food is better there than the last place they had a meeting at,"The Culo Pistoso", the bean nachos tasted like crap! Hopefully the treasurer's pants won't fall down in the lobby and make Rat Dog choke on his burrito...
take a big dump

Lytle, TX

#4 Aug 29, 2012
They never have meetings! They just take your money and buy themselves steak dinners and give it to politicans without your vote! That why they are all fat fu**s!
La Bouche

San Antonio, TX

#5 Oct 1, 2012
Burgerstache gets to wear suspenders, now, so his pants won't fall down... but Andy's mustache has gotta go, he's starting to look like a cheap-ass mexican Guy Finney
TeamGuerraORAQJB

San Antonio, TX

#6 Oct 2, 2012
bosephus wrote:
Figuresg. I guess steak and lobster not good enough for Alex the jailer and his sidekick Andy. Hey! Amos and Andy a new name for them two!
Now now. Please dont insult the jailers. They have the balls to work inside the jail and pay thier dues. Alex Quintanilla paid not to work in the jail and go straight to the courthouse. Thanks to Cpl Andy Lopez "the rat"
sheriff lobo

San Antonio, TX

#7 Oct 2, 2012
Oh, I thought it was that jp that lost her license to practice law, and was told by commissioner court to grow up that got him that job. Yep, Alex does it again!

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#9 Oct 3, 2012
Look at all of you failed municipal policemen, whining about your lot in life.
This is shameful, and it's because of the way that you act, both in public, and on internet fora that you will never earn the respect you so obviously crave.
TeamGuerraORAQJB

San Antonio, TX

#10 Oct 4, 2012
sheriff lobo wrote:
Oh, I thought it was that jp that lost her license to practice law, and was told by commissioner court to grow up that got him that job. Yep, Alex does it again!
be fair the JP now has her license back. It took her three and a half years but she got it back. Lets see what is around the corner. Never fear TeamGuerra is here
boy george

San Antonio, TX

#11 Oct 5, 2012
Is TeamGuerra run by Andy (clown) Lopez? If it is, then then I'm sure it will be as screwed up as that association he's presidente of.
Chingon

San Antonio, TX

#12 Oct 6, 2012
Don't worry Rat Dog is on the case too...
TeamGuerraORAQJB

San Antonio, TX

#13 Oct 6, 2012
boy george wrote:
Is TeamGuerra run by Andy (clown) Lopez? If it is, then then I'm sure it will be as screwed up as that association he's presidente of.
Andy "the clown"Lopez is only running his mouth as usual. As far as him being president of our association. No, i dont remdmber an election bring held for the Deputy Constables Associatiln. Wait unless he forged the votes like I forged my GED.
Then he is President for life..... and in the TeanGueera Hall of Shame
festus

San Antonio, TX

#14 Oct 7, 2012
Hey man, you don't need no stinking elections! He's like Obama, he thinks he's president for life!
Chingon

San Antonio, TX

#15 Oct 18, 2012
Association President wrote:
The next association meeting will be at Club Paradise 4000 N.Panam Expressway ,free steaks and lap dances from the all nude hood rat chick's. Don't miss it, the issue will be on increasing the dues.
I like reading the hood rat chicks tattoos and follow the insert here arrow.
Gumby

San Antonio, TX

#16 Dec 5, 2013
Knock!, knock!

Who's there?

Andy

Andy who?

Andy I take your association dues and claim you owe me money!

Ja!, Ja!, Ja!
The Judge

Helotes, TX

#17 Dec 10, 2013
Hey andy where you hiding? Let's get this party going!
Gumby

Helotes, TX

#19 Dec 10, 2013
What's wrong Andy, you don't want to come out and play? BOO! HOO! HOO!
Guess you're not strutting around like you used to, acting like you're some big shot politician. I guess the new association leaders took away your bat and ball and your momma Nicole won't let you come out and play!
Captain Cho

San Antonio, TX

#21 Jan 10, 2014
El Cucuy wrote:
<quoted text> Rat Dog will be there. I hope the food is better there than the last place they had a meeting at,"The Culo Pistoso", the bean nachos tasted like crap! Hopefully the treasurer's pants won't fall down in the lobby and make Rat Dog choke on his burrito...
I thought all the Deputy's at Pct 4 wore suspenders to keep their pants up!
Captain Cho

San Antonio, TX

#22 Jan 25, 2014
Chingon wrote:
<quoted text> I like reading the hood rat chicks tattoos and follow the insert here arrow.
Sounds like Madam Woo's Boom Boom Parlor!

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