IXSatanXI: My life as a gay man...
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San Antonio Sucks

Auburn, CA

#138 May 17, 2011
I like gay black men that have small penises. They do the jungle boogie in my butt.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#139 May 17, 2011
San Antonio Sucks wrote:
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Hello! This forum is about you idiot. Haven't you figured that out yet? Must anglos always be stupid? And gay in your case. HA!
You are a stupid, gay Mexicant. Mow my yard and shut up. If I want your opinion I will tell you what it is.

Ill Bill

Since: Sep 10

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#140 May 17, 2011
I have Jesus digging a hole in my yard right now. I pay him a dollar a day. The hole digging is just to keep him busy. I'm going to get my lawn chair and a 12 pack and see if we hit China today.

“Li'l Glub Glub”

Since: May 10

Modesto, CA

#141 May 18, 2011
IXSatanXI wrote:
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Of course I do little Juanito. Just didn't recognize you with clothes on. Come give big daddy chile in my culo.
Yo quero Taco Bell.

“Li'l Glub Glub”

Since: May 10

Modesto, CA

#142 May 18, 2011
Alan S ShoIe wrote:
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NO JUST ME!
Kevin, try as you might, you never be Alan S. Shole: Major Big City Troll™
Juanito Del Barrio

Old Hickory, TN

#143 May 18, 2011
IXSatanXI wrote:
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You are a stupid, gay Mexicant. Mow my yard and shut up. If I want your opinion I will tell you what it is.
I'm sorry. I thought you meant front yard. Didn't realize you meant your mama's panocha peludo. Shit stinks like dead fish. When was the last time the bitch douched? When she had you? Gringo mendigo. Basura blanca.

“Li'l Glub Glub”

Since: May 10

Modesto, CA

#145 May 18, 2011
Juanito Del Barrio wrote:
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I'm sorry. I thought you meant front yard. Didn't realize you meant your mama's panocha peludo. Shit stinks like dead fish. When was the last time the bitch douched? When she had you? Gringo mendigo. Basura blanca.
White girls who stick with white men never have to douche. I think it's all of the cilantro.
Ma and Pa Kettle

Old Hickory, TN

#146 May 18, 2011
Now pa, let me done handle this situation. Clarify some of these myths about us lazy white folk. This be generations of countryfied living.

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"

Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#147 May 19, 2011
Juanito Del Barrio wrote:
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I'm sorry. I thought you meant front yard. Didn't realize you meant your mama's panocha peludo. Shit stinks like dead fish. When was the last time the bitch douched? When she had you? Gringo mendigo. Basura blanca.
Just like a dumb Mexicant to fcuk up something as simple as mowing the yard.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#148 May 19, 2011
Ma and Pa Kettle wrote:
Now pa, let me done handle this situation. Clarify some of these myths about us lazy white folk. This be generations of countryfied living.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"
Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Congrats dumbass you mastered the art of copy and paste. Keep studying and you might be able to type some of your own words.

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