Now, make sure, Thomas

“Cannibal: The Musical”

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#1 Oct 4, 2012
To tell Gary just how badly you 'showed me'. I can even hear how it will go:
Gary:(something about how nice it was when he got HIS license to prattle on and on)

Thomas: Ohhhhhwellll. Hey, I was on Topix.

Gary: Don't even tell me I will quit for the night.

Thomas:...

Gary: okay, what did they say about me? do I need to google it? wait, I'll just go check... I mean, I don't know how to even turn a computer on!

Thomas: There was this person who made me look ba- I mean, there was this dummy on Topix, and I sure showed them! they were crying at the end of it, right enough! I'm such a tough guy! I practically invented the internet, you know

Gary:(not listening) and there I was, Tommy, and let me tell you, when she took the money, and my pants, and left me there without anything in downtown Bangkok - you remember when we went to Bangkok that time, don't you, Tommy? Dubya dee five eff dubya pee, and your friend Obama sure is losing the debate. Now, what were you saying?

Thomas: ohhhhhwelllllll...

sound about right, you self-righteous prig?

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