Gorilla Biscuit

San Antonio, TX

#1 Oct 11, 2012
Yo momma's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

Yo momma's so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.

Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Express Elevator to Hell

Austin, TX

#2 Oct 11, 2012
Yo momma's so ugly, she gotta tie a porkchop around her neck to get your dad to play with her.
Gorilla Biscuit

San Antonio, TX

#3 Oct 11, 2012
Yo momma's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble!

Yo momma's so fat, not even God can lift her spirits!

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit!!

Since: Oct 12

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#4 Oct 12, 2012
It was at dyatlov pass that it all began.
the world you think that you know died that day, but you will never realize it.
you died that day, or were never actually born.
many have touched on the answer but none have actually managed to see the truth.
it is there always in the corners of your vision like a shadow that seems to move when you are not watching or your reflection that smiles as you cry.
remember dyatlov pass the bodies that were still warm to the touch in the blizzard.
the glow from the sky the filth of human disease that did not touch them. what had they last eaten?
they thought that chernobyl was bad, but i have been beneath the shroud there is no radiation.
the town stands empty and bleak and there is nothing there anymore it has stopped at a singular moment in time. there are still meals waiting on tables carnival rides which weep for children which may never come again.
didn't they love their children?
why did they do it?
the sacrifice of innocence is the pressing matter.
bring down the wall.
taman shud

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