Keeping Your Woman In Check

Keeping Your Woman In Check

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SlapaHoe

San Antonio, TX

#1 Aug 9, 2012
Hello White Folks! I's be starting a new program designed to keep yo women in check. Are you's tired of da fairer sex annoying and interrupting you while playing XBox tryings to get you to do things like: "Be Responsible!" "Take Out da Trash!" or evens, "Get A Job!"? How about when dey just straight up talk back to you when yous be trying to get a point across like, "Hey woman! Why don't you get back in da kitchen?"
Hi! My names be Buh-Dooh-Buh-Duh the Nee-Groid, and I be havings years of extensive knowledge and expertise in Domestic Woman Training as well as Avoidance of the Guv'Ment and udda Responsibilities expected of de male populashun. For da low intuductries price of only,$99.99! Dat's right...I did not stutta!$199.99!(Obama inflashun jus happened abouts 5 seconds ago Nigguhs!!)

So's, you's best be hurrying yo narrow white bee-hinds ands take advantage of my Professhunal Program! Membaship advantages include calling me on my's cell phone (as long as I be havin' minutes) or, Free 24 hour access to my Topix Blog which I will answer as long as I'm not drunk, eating watermelon or in jail!

So, go's ahead now! Takes advantage of my program and you will be havin' yo woman making you a sammwich in no time! De first 100 orders will get my's special booklets titled, "How's To Avoid Da PoPo" & "Dang! Dat's Not My Chile! An Advanced Guide To Avoiding De Child Supports Office" written by me while I was encarcerated fo..uhm, not important! Anyways, I accept PayBro or Lone Star Cards, so acts now!
El Cucuy

San Antonio, TX

#2 Aug 10, 2012
SlapaHoe wrote:
Hello White Folks! I's be starting a new program designed to keep yo women in check. Are you's tired of da fairer sex annoying and interrupting you while playing XBox tryings to get you to do things like: "Be Responsible!" "Take Out da Trash!" or evens, "Get A Job!"? How about when dey just straight up talk back to you when yous be trying to get a point across like, "Hey woman! Why don't you get back in da kitchen?"
Hi! My names be Buh-Dooh-Buh-Duh the Nee-Groid, and I be havings years of extensive knowledge and expertise in Domestic Woman Training as well as Avoidance of the Guv'Ment and udda Responsibilities expected of de male populashun. For da low intuductries price of only,$99.99! Dat's right...I did not stutta!$199.99!(Obama inflashun jus happened abouts 5 seconds ago Nigguhs!!)
So's, you's best be hurrying yo narrow white bee-hinds ands take advantage of my Professhunal Program! Membaship advantages include calling me on my's cell phone (as long as I be havin' minutes) or, Free 24 hour access to my Topix Blog which I will answer as long as I'm not drunk, eating watermelon or in jail!
So, go's ahead now! Takes advantage of my program and you will be havin' yo woman making you a sammwich in no time! De first 100 orders will get my's special booklets titled, "How's To Avoid Da PoPo" & "Dang! Dat's Not My Chile! An Advanced Guide To Avoiding De Child Supports Office" written by me while I was encarcerated fo..uhm, not important! Anyways, I accept PayBro or Lone Star Cards, so acts now!
Thats just too funny!
Gorilla Biscuit

San Antonio, TX

#3 Sep 14, 2012
Dayum! Funny chit!

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#4 Sep 26, 2012
like a johnny chimpo knows anything about keeping a woman... in any sense except in the hospital from 'walking into a do' nob' 30 times in a month...
Cracker Von Honkey

San Antonio, TX

#5 Oct 3, 2012
I don't have a PayBro account, would you consider bartering with something like some collard greens or some sweet potato pies for trade?
racial tolerance

San Antonio, TX

#6 Oct 3, 2012
dude, everyone knows the darkies only like the bean pies.

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