Jeff foxworthy

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#1 Apr 4, 2013
A Hillbilly, named Too Bad was walking down the road sees his friend One Flaw coming toward him carrying a burlap sack. "Whut you got in that thar sack, OneFlaw?
"Pacifiers Says One Flaw
"Pacifiers huh? If I guess how many pacifiers will you give me one of'em?" Too Bad asked.
One Flaw thought a minute. "Hell, if'n you guess how many pacifiers I got in here, I'll give you both of'em!"
"Three!?!" Too Bad confidently replied.
"Damn!" Exclaims One Flaw How'd you do that?"
Too Bad

Hurley, VA

#2 Apr 4, 2013
Jeff foxworthy wrote:
A Hillbilly, named Too Bad was walking down the road sees his friend One Flaw coming toward him carrying a burlap sack. "Whut you got in that thar sack, OneFlaw?
"Pacifiers Says One Flaw
"Pacifiers huh? If I guess how many pacifiers will you give me one of'em?" Too Bad asked.
One Flaw thought a minute. "Hell, if'n you guess how many pacifiers I got in here, I'll give you both of'em!"
"Three!?!" Too Bad confidently replied.
"Damn!" Exclaims One Flaw How'd you do that?"
Congratulations, you get a 'C' on that term paper. We
are proud of you for being able to count past three,
but really today's course is about Growing UP to BE
Somebody, so you may take your crayons and tape measure
then make a tiny mark indicating your tiny bit of
progress, keep those crayons close at hand, you'll ne
them later.

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