Who's your daddy
Posted in the Salyersville Forum
#1 Apr 2, 2013
When there are more people from the outside on here it's not your forum anymore. Leave at once ! Ahhhh ahhhhh
#2 Apr 2, 2013
The more from the outside the merrier, more candidates for
the "Grow UP or Be Bored" classes. It takes immature people
to act as if they are no more than juveniles trying to be
grown ups, so bring on your ignorant friends, we can add a
few student desks to the class, but remember to bring your
own crayons and coloring books.
#3 Apr 2, 2013
#4 Apr 2, 2013
#5 Apr 2, 2013
if dats a him the mailman ripped him a new one. I thought he was a ho
#6 Apr 2, 2013
He or she it still got ripped. Lets invite more friends here tomorrow and finish taking them over.
What existing screen names should we seize that will really cornfuse them
#7 Apr 2, 2013
Blessed boredom, but did you bring your crayons?
Class begins early in the morning, can we count
on you being there? Don't forget the name of the
class, it's "Grow Up or Be Bored". The Ozark
Jack-Donkey will bring his momma's three feet long
measuring tape and you guys can borrow it to make
your marks on the wall, he will explain the methods
used when you get to class. This broken record plays
over and over and over and over and over ... do I need
go on and on and on for you? Fantastic, not many learn
as fast as you do, but alas, we still have so far to go!
#8 Apr 2, 2013
teach them well, too bad.
#9 Apr 2, 2013
Quit tryin to act all proper. No body in Salyersville has the name Robert. Does this name make you feel more manly Robert I mean Clayton most hillbillies names end in y like Donnie Ronnie Johnny , etc
#10 Apr 2, 2013
I don't know Robert, whether we can teach these
empty heads or not; a fellow has to go over and
over on the text and still their coconut shell
skull is too thick for their peach stone brain
to get the message. They simply have to get a
passing grade in the "Grow Up or Be Bored" class
before they can take over our town's forum. We
simply won't yield it to immature Jack-Donkeys
or juvenile delinquents who have under developed
mental capacities. They do need to bring their
own crayons and coloring books, we have a few
pacifiers in case any of them begin crying for
#11 Apr 2, 2013
I'm not answering you anymore until you read me a new story book I won't I won't I wont
#12 Apr 2, 2013
Not from around here. Just decided to retire here.
#13 Apr 2, 2013
I think Walmart is having a sale on pacifiers if you need ot get more.
#14 Apr 2, 2013
The story book will be written only after you satisfactorily
complete the "Grow Up or Be Bored" class. Don't forget your
coloring book and crayons tomorrow, then tomorrow, then
tomorrow until we can conclude that you have surpassed and
mended your juvenile delinquent ways .. you will think you
are living in Bill Murray's 'Ground Hog Day' sequel if you
don't make the grade and pass this course of 'study'..
remember, it is the "Grow Up or Be Bored" class, you can
bring your own pacifier if you want, but we might have a
used one laying around somewhere that my poodle got tired
of hacking on.
#15 Apr 2, 2013
I'll keep that in mind, but I really rather they bring their
own, we have sequestration cuts on our schools and the budget
runs a little tight as of late. Thanks for the tip just in case!
#16 Apr 2, 2013
I wouldn't claim to be from there either. It will be are secret, I know Clayton you are a little embarrassed since moving there looking for work
#17 Apr 2, 2013
That is another reason you might need to go to school,
Oil Springs, KY and Salyersville, KY are virtually the
same neighborhood, only a county line separating them.
When you are fully enrolled and begin making the grade
in our "Grow Up or Be Bored" class, your whole world
will open up for you, you will appreciate the feeling of
being a mature, taller than three feet adult who is
responsible for his actions who knows how to keep his
nose out of other people's business kind of guy. But
until then, bring your crayons to class and you may
need your coloring book, Robert has informed us that
Walmart has enough pacifiers in stock incase you can't
find yours at home. Remember it's the " Grow Up or Be
Bored" class and we're accepting all applicants who need
to grow up.
#18 Apr 2, 2013
And you've demonstrated that you have no idea who you're talking too. Must suck to be you.
#19 Apr 2, 2013
Actually, too bad, i am in salyersville. i think the oil springs shows up because of foothills' location, even though they're actually in staffordsville. I'm guessing at that, I'm not sure why it shows oil springs.
#20 Apr 2, 2013
This title is all wrong it should be
(Who's your uncle daddy)
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