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WHO DID IT

United States

#1 Dec 3, 2012
Me Chinese me play joke me put peepee in your coke!
Big slong dong

United States

#2 Dec 3, 2012
WHO DID IT wrote:
Me Chinese me play joke me put peepee in your coke!
whoever made this post is extremely gay, and loves to have sex with farm animals and is probably from a northern state like Indiana
TO WHO DID IT

United States

#3 Dec 3, 2012
Yea for real you must love Chinese.
Big slong dong

United States

#4 Dec 3, 2012
TO WHO DID IT wrote:
Yea for real you must love Chinese.
I agree 100%. This person must really love egg noodles in their bum hole. Definetly got ahold of a bad fortune cookie!!!!
WHO DID IT

United States

#5 Dec 4, 2012
Now big slong dong.....why is it any of your concern that I like to sexual abuse farm animals or shove my egg noodles in my blow hole...me is Chinese.
You is young

Pikeville, KY

#6 Dec 6, 2012
You is young fool, make that a young Punk trying to act chinese.
It is jerks/fools/PUNKS like you that needs the noodle beat out of them..
Tell you what if you are serious about Chiinese, just state name and number and meet at the Chinese resturant, and we wil get you on the right track really fast.
Yore a young PUNK
WHO DID IT

Paintsville, KY

#7 Dec 6, 2012
You is young wrote:
You is young fool, make that a young Punk trying to act chinese.
It is jerks/fools/PUNKS like you that needs the noodle beat out of them..
Tell you what if you are serious about Chiinese, just state name and number and meet at the Chinese resturant, and we wil get you on the right track really fast.
Yore a young PUNK
oh darling, just sit back and be a hillbilly...your not going to beat anybodys noodles out of them. so stop trying to act like your billy bad.. do what magoffin county is good for..........NOTHING!!!im not a jerk/fool/PUNK...im a classy lady that has a sense of humor..apparently something that you dont have!!!! NUMB SENSELESS BITCH!!! opps sorry haha
Who Did it again

Pikeville, KY

#8 Dec 8, 2012
well lady, lets have a big time wrestling match on main street?
What kind of match?
bra and panties match?
hair pulling match?
Loser shaves their head?/
what kind do you prefer?
WHO DID IT

Paintsville, KY

#9 Dec 8, 2012
um no thank you,but thanks for asking.
Need to ask Mixed feeling

Pikeville, KY

#10 Dec 8, 2012
Since this topic is about farts:
Need a bit of info please!!!!!!!

Does it turn every lady on to be farted on?
My gf loves for me to squeak one off on her nose during sex(69 is her favorite ) she like 69 and wants me to rip a big one on here nose!!
Does any other lady out there like this, or is this just something that she likes, as it is a new experience for me!
But as mentioned in the past, she likes to eat 3-4 ex-laxs as we are out eating at a nice resturant, then in about 2-4 hours she cuts it loose in my car. I admit I was amazed, and SHOCKED the first time.

She filled the front passenger seat full on our way to the motel, then got in the motel and cut it loose again in the middle of the bed.
Is this lady like?
Need another lady's opinion!!

Or any opinion from anyone will be gladly appreciated. Now she wants me to take 4 ex laxs and do a 69 with here and we both turn it loose together? wondering if I should
WHO DID IT

Tucker, GA

#11 Dec 8, 2012
Go to the Chinese restaurant....you won't have to take ex lax....so do whatever floats your hole...
well

Pikeville, KY

#12 Dec 8, 2012
sounds to me like you have a real shit eater on your hands there hoss!!!!
Date tonight

Pikeville, KY

#13 Dec 9, 2012
Well we are going out for a nice dinner again tonight. This time she(my gf)wants us to eat soup beans and cornbread and onions.She has a game that she keeps talking about called No toilet paper allowed. She wont tell about it, but says it is best played a few hours after eating the beans One can only imagine the rules she uses.
Has anyone else ever played this game before.
Also stated that no gloves were allowed. Got to thinking she might just be planning on her hands or the bed covers for wiping!!
Sh also like having her anal hair counted after a dump, especially after having a mess of cream style corn night before.Is all of this normal behavior for a lady?
well

Pikeville, KY

#14 Dec 9, 2012
you are one sick pair sounds like to me....
Just had a nice dinner

Pikeville, KY

#15 Dec 9, 2012
GF and I just finished a nice soup bean dinner. Said she has a surprise for both of us. After we ate, she told .me that she put 5-7 exlax in the beans. We ate them and cream style corn. SO we will know in a few hours.. But is this normal for her to like this , as we haven't been together long. But she always has a surprise like this for us.

Couple of hours and we shall see if she wanting to do the deed again. Going to try to sneak some toilet paper along
WHO DID IT

Tucker, GA

#16 Dec 9, 2012
Ahhhh shit fetish lol.........this turns u on? It's all cool I don't judge. Normal behavior for a lady what do you think?
She says it is

Pikeville, KY

#17 Dec 9, 2012
these things are her suggestions, and just wondering if it is a normal date if she fills the bed up and uses the sheets, after she has placed exlaxs in the dinner she prepares?
You saying that the toilet paper game is a bit much? should she be using the sheets on a NORMAL date?
Also she is looking forward to bringing her friend
WHO DID IT

Tucker, GA

#18 Dec 9, 2012
Uhhh I really don't know what to say.....what ever floats ur shitter...
Hey Who

Pikeville, KY

#19 Dec 9, 2012
Hey who thanks for at least undrstandingg, even tho you are lost for words!

In your best opinion or advice, do you think I should allow her and her friend both to eat exlax when we get together?
If it was your gf would you let her do the 69 after eating a big ole bowl of beans and onions in it?

She normally gets mad if I dont rip a big one off on her nose?
Im as lost for words as you are pal?
Should She be bringing another lady to the hotel just to rip one on each otheres?

Is that normal WHO did it?
Would you or have you tried it with the lady in your life?
One more question FOR ANYONE???
Why do you think she wont use toilet paper and insist on using the bed sheets, and then laying down and going to sleep in the bed?
She even mentioned marriage if it could be allowed for her to do 69 on nose?
is that normal?
WHO DID IT

United States

#20 Dec 9, 2012
First off I'm a chick.....and no I don't think it's normal....bc when I fart and you hear it. it's like a rare species take it as it is same as it goes for burping cause u prolly won't hear it again....you have a nasty shit fetish loving chick. You need to wash your hands......but hey what ever floats your toilet jack. I bet she has dingle berries clinging. Do u nawl at them after she takes her ex lax? Or do u like it runny ?

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