It's Urbanna Oyster Festival week
#1 Nov 1, 2012
prepare yourself for being over charged on everything!
parking is $20!
after all the current rain with hurricane sandy it will cost at least $60 to have your car pulled out of the mud. they park the cars in cultivated fields. your auto is sure to sink into the water logged soil.
one oyster is going to cost about $2 each. and some vendors cut one in half and sells it as two oysters.
if you park in town early saturday you will be stuck there until 7 pm because they close the town off to all traffic after 9 am.
for the price of one beer you can buy a 6 pack in the store.
cops will be everywhere and they arrest you even if you just stumble or sit on a curb.
the entertainment is bad music and you will have people shoving jesus at you on every corner.
this festival has been taken over by right wing evangelical christians!
#2 Nov 5, 2013
another satisfied customer...
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