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#1 Oct 24, 2007
A robbery took place in broad daylight on the sunny West Shores of the Salton Sea. As a result, many people on the scene developed bizarre behavior.
According to the local law enforcement, many eye-witnesses were present but no one intervened or helped the victims. 66% of the eye-witnesses claim that they had no idea but cheered the crime anyway. The rest felt helpless and resorted to wearing black to mark their shame.
Many present at the scene of crime suffered from post-trauma illusions after witnessing the incident. According to doctors, patients admitted at a local hospital could not recall the details of the incident. Many arrived penniless and could not remember when they lost their money. After interviewing the patients, a panel of experts arrived at the conclusion that the patients displayed the following symptoms:
• Could not recall whether they were victim or onlooker.
• Did not remember why their money was missing.
• Had the distinct impression that the robber(s) was someone familiar but could not remember who.
• Held the robber(s) in awe and agreed that he was from an exceptional family.
• Had the impression that there might be more that one robber. One was an old man with a rat-like demeanor and a younger man in a pink shirt.
• Empathized with the robber(s) and agreed that the crime was justified.
Post-trauma IQ test on the patients (many were highly educated individuals holding local degrees and worked in MNCs) suggest all were short on the CS (common sense) quotient.
After release from the hospital, observers claim that many developed sheep-like attributes that including excessive head-nodding and requesting for haircut.
#2 Oct 25, 2007
Sounds like they received their latest property tax bill with the illegal SCSD sewer fee increase on it!
#3 Oct 25, 2007
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