When life gives you lemons..

When life gives you lemons..

There are 32 comments on the Yahoo! story from Jul 23, 2011, titled When life gives you lemons... In it, Yahoo! reports that:

A man angry that a car dealership refused to take back a "lemon" van he had purchased, intentionally crashed it into seven parked vehicles, police said on Thursday.

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Since: Feb 09

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#1 Jul 23, 2011
but he still has to pay the piece of junk off.

Sophies Ganny

Since: Mar 10

Kentucky

#2 Jul 23, 2011
When life gives you a lemon,

Find some one whom life has given Tequila, and have a party.

“Grab all the good”

Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#3 Jul 23, 2011
Sophies Ganny wrote:
When life gives you a lemon,
Find some one whom life has given Tequila, and have a party.
I like the way you think;) Give a man a fish and you have feed him for a day. Teach him to fish and you have a beer drinker for life ;)

“New & Improved..”

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#4 Jul 23, 2011
Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>I like the way you think;) Give a man a fish and you have feed him for a day. Teach him to fish and you have a beer drinker for life ;)
Ohhh man, it's old but you reminded me of a story..

This guy gets married and he and his new bride are spending their honeymoon at a cabin resort by a lake. The older couple in the next cabin are there for the whole summer as a retirement getaway. The older man sees the younger guy outside everyday, all day, fishing off the dock. After 3 days he decides to approach and talk with the man. He asks him the usual pleasantries and in the course of the discussion finds out that this is his honeymoon. Surprised by the fact that the man spends all day away from his blushing bride he asks him "Why do you spend all day fishing when you should be inside Justy™ consummating all day?"..The young man says "Well, my wife has gonorrhea." The older man is a bit surprised at his candor but then says, "Well, that's bad but there are other ways to have sex !"..The younger man replies "I thought of that but she also has diarrhea." again the older man is taken back but suggests that she could Justy™ please him in another way to which the younger man says, "Yeah, but she unfortunately has pyorrhea too.!!!"......The old man completely flabbergasted steps back and says "Daym man why in the h e double hockey sticks did you marry her...!!!!???" To which the man replies..."Well, she also has worms and I Justy™ LOVE to fish..!!!!"

“Conspiracy Unleashed”

Since: Mar 08

"The Universe"

#5 Jul 23, 2011
When life give u lemons make fresh lemon ade

“I'm not listening.”

Since: Feb 10

Germantown, NY

#6 Jul 23, 2011
Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>I like the way you think;) Give a man a fish and you have feed him for a day. Teach him to fish and you have a beer drinker for life ;)
With lemon is the only way to have fish.

Sophies Ganny

Since: Mar 10

Kentucky

#7 Jul 23, 2011
justaguess wrote:
<quoted text>
Ohhh man, it's old but you reminded me of a story..
This guy gets married and he and his new bride are spending their honeymoon at a cabin resort by a lake. The older couple in the next cabin are there for the whole summer as a retirement getaway. The older man sees the younger guy outside everyday, all day, fishing off the dock. After 3 days he decides to approach and talk with the man. He asks him the usual pleasantries and in the course of the discussion finds out that this is his honeymoon. Surprised by the fact that the man spends all day away from his blushing bride he asks him "Why do you spend all day fishing when you should be inside Justy™ consummating all day?"..The young man says "Well, my wife has gonorrhea." The older man is a bit surprised at his candor but then says, "Well, that's bad but there are other ways to have sex !"..The younger man replies "I thought of that but she also has diarrhea." again the older man is taken back but suggests that she could Justy™ please him in another way to which the younger man says, "Yeah, but she unfortunately has pyorrhea too.!!!"......The old man completely flabbergasted steps back and says "Daym man why in the h e double hockey sticks did you marry her...!!!!???" To which the man replies..."Well, she also has worms and I Justy™ LOVE to fish..!!!!"
Chit, LOl, Now I can say I know what coffee snorted out the nose feels like, Thank You for the laugh.

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#8 Jul 23, 2011
Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>I like the way you think;) Give a man a fish and you have feed him for a day. Teach him to fish and you have a beer drinker for life ;)
lol
true - cant have one without the other.
:O)

“Conspiracy Unleashed”

Since: Mar 08

"The Universe"

#9 Jul 23, 2011
Oneluckygal wrote:
<quoted text>With lemon is the only way to have fish.
Congratulation!!!!I Like the new purple color I still vote the orange to be my favorite hight*light I can't wait to see the next Level 7 color..I'm feelin green):

“I like to smile at people ....”

Since: Feb 11

... who don't like me

#10 Jul 23, 2011
Oneluckygal wrote:
<quoted text>With lemon is the only way to have fish.
""WHAT""

“I'm not listening.”

Since: Feb 10

Germantown, NY

#11 Jul 23, 2011
M I B wrote:
<quoted text>Congratulation!!!!I Like the new purple color I still vote the orange to be my favorite hight*light I can't wait to see the next Level 7 color..I'm feelin green):
Thank you! Any color seems to go good with my avatar.

“I'm not listening.”

Since: Feb 10

Germantown, NY

#12 Jul 23, 2011
Fish_sticks wrote:
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""WHAT""
Uh oh.. um I meant to say that fishies like lemons.
uhhhhhhhhhhg

Poughkeepsie, NY

#13 Jul 23, 2011
which was worse, the stolen 'playboy' joke or the overreaction to it.......

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Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#14 Jul 23, 2011
uhhhhhhhhhhg wrote:
which was worse, the stolen 'playboy' joke or the overreaction to it.......
Do tell...

I got lemons out of it...!!

“ain't she sweet?”

Since: Nov 10

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#15 Jul 23, 2011
....stick 'em in your bra...can't hurt, might help!

As quoted from none other than Maxine with her ascerbic wit!

“Blue Jean Baby..”

Since: Oct 08

LA lady..

#16 Jul 23, 2011
When life gives you lemons..

grab a bag of Doritos & Tapatio..mmmmmmmm

“Towards Spring”

Since: Dec 06

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#17 Jul 23, 2011
When life give you LEMONS,
TOPIX gives you SPAM
debbie

Newnan, GA

#19 Jul 23, 2011
i hate lemonaid

Since: Aug 09

Silver Spring, MD

#20 Jul 23, 2011
debbie wrote:
i hate lemonaid
An' spellin'.

“I like to smile at people ....”

Since: Feb 11

... who don't like me

#21 Jul 23, 2011
Rosa wrote:
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Grace, have I insulted your negro friends by calling them "people of color"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =3TQBEzaHTiYXX
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
You are so full of it.
Did you ever get the feeling no one cares?

psssttttt .... that was a hint

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