Nothing Fina than Salina

Nothing Fina than Salina

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Arkie

Conway, AR

#1 Nov 11, 2010
I spent four days in your fine town a couple of weeks ago. Everyone I met was friendly except for one butthole and I think he was from Auburn, Alabama. My only complaint is that Popeye's Chicken was closed and boarded up. Don't y'all have ANY Cajuns up there?
How bout them LSU

Lula, GA

#2 Nov 16, 2010
They done run us CoonAsses out of Kansas for poaching pheasants. They look like Arkansas ducks if you drink enough. Only ten or nine days till our Tigers come to Little Rock and do right Bayou and your Razorbacks.
Old Army

Conway, AR

#3 Nov 25, 2010
Happy Thanksgiving to all of my Kansas cousins.
Attorney

Phoenix, AZ

#4 Nov 29, 2010
Arkie wrote:
I spent four days in your fine town a couple of weeks ago. Everyone I met was friendly except for one butthole and I think he was from Auburn, Alabama. My only complaint is that Popeye's Chicken was closed and boarded up. Don't y'all have ANY Cajuns up there?
All of the good ones and the beautiful ones have left Salina. The only ones left are the mexican dopers, the black gangstas, and the bad azz cops. They've got big gang problems in Salina. The proof is that during one shootout between two gang bangers, they fired so many bullets that the cops ran out of those little yellow plastic markers to mark the bullet casings! They've also had too many dead bodies turn up in the city parks from drug gang shootings. It's safer in the big city than in Salina.
Attorney

Phoenix, AZ

#5 Dec 1, 2010
Attorney wrote:
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All of the good ones and the beautiful ones have left Salina. The only ones left are the mexican dopers, the black gangstas, and the bad azz cops. They've got big gang problems in Salina. The proof is that during one shootout between two gang bangers, they fired so many bullets that the cops ran out of those little yellow plastic markers to mark the bullet casings! They've also had too many dead bodies turn up in the city parks from drug gang shootings. It's safer in the big city than in Salina.
I should add,'the smart ones left Salina' too, judging by the idiots who have ruled Salina as mayors and city commissioners during the past 20 plus years. Salinans have a multimillion dollar water park that sits empty nine months of the year. What a lousy waste of tax dollars that was and is, because it still sucks money and will never pay for itself.

The city gave million dollar tax breaks to billion dollar megacorporations (Kohls and Walmart) to suck millions of dollars from Salinans, while the city officials fight local businessmen and women who want to create jobs and spread dollars around Salina.

Salina is ruled by a cliche of idiots who cannot see beyond the end of their noses when it comes to long term economic planning. So the exodus of the good, the smart, and the beautiful will continue and only the idiots will be left behind!
You Are Too Stupid To Be

Topeka, KS

#6 Dec 1, 2010
Attorney wrote:
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I should add,'the smart ones left Salina' too, judging by the idiots who have ruled Salina as mayors and city commissioners during the past 20 plus years. Salinans have a multimillion dollar water park that sits empty nine months of the year. What a lousy waste of tax dollars that was and is, because it still sucks money and will never pay for itself.
The city gave million dollar tax breaks to billion dollar megacorporations (Kohls and Walmart) to suck millions of dollars from Salinans, while the city officials fight local businessmen and women who want to create jobs and spread dollars around Salina.
Salina is ruled by a cliche of idiots who cannot see beyond the end of their noses when it comes to long term economic planning. So the exodus of the good, the smart, and the beautiful will continue and only the idiots will be left behind!
An Attorney. Did you enjoy the Jello Salad I brought to the class reunion?
Attorney

Tucson, AZ

#7 Dec 5, 2010
Salina is the WORST place to raise children. The reason is because there are too many child molesters, physical abuse, and drug gangs in that town.

If you want a better place to live, look to the smaller towns of Lindsborg, Abilene, McPherson, Russell, Hutchinson and Concordia. You won't have to worry about your kids riding their bikes to the local park or downtown like you would in the gang town of Salina.
HeyJude

Abilene, KS

#8 Dec 6, 2010
doesn't Salina have a page this would better to complain on than the Abilene page?
Attorney

Phoenix, AZ

#9 Dec 6, 2010
HeyJude wrote:
doesn't Salina have a page this would better to complain on than the Abilene page?
The Topix pages spread across several Kansas cities at the same time. Abilene happens to have some of the Salina topics of conversation. That's just how Topix rolls.

BTW, I like Abilene as a better place to live than Salina. More kids can participate in sports than in Salina and there are fewer violent gang members in Abilene. Gang bangers don't like small towns because they stick out like red flags.
Mike

Hillsboro, KS

#10 May 28, 2011
Gang bangers in Salina got it going on, look at Tadikken and his gang members, they got the hook up from the Salina PD they go out at 1:30 at night and murder an innocent father of 2 and has the police coverup defend and fund their defence in court (there's your tax dollars!)while their all out on a bond they haven't even paid! Why is BK Bonding behind everything corrupt in our courts ?

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