Cheesiest/Dumbest Pick-Up Lines

Cheesiest/Dumbest Pick-Up Lines

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funny

Centertown, MO

#1 Jan 29, 2013
What are the funniest, lamest, or dumbest pick-up lines you've heard? Keep em funny and keep em comin.:p
Person

Florence, AL

#2 Jan 29, 2013
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
funny

Centertown, MO

#3 Feb 4, 2013
Hahaha. Nice.
funny

Centertown, MO

#4 Feb 6, 2013
I lost my number. Can I borrow yours????
lilbit

Steelville, MO

#5 Feb 6, 2013
Do my shoes match my eyes?... Where you checking me out?
nexted

Fairfax, VA

#6 Feb 7, 2013
Lame
lilbit

Steelville, MO

#7 Feb 7, 2013
nexted wrote:
Lame
Wasn't that the point?
shorty

Belton, MO

#8 Feb 7, 2013
You sure have small feet for such a big girl.
Timex

Salem, MO

#9 Feb 7, 2013
Are you a ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you!
mario

Belton, MO

#10 Feb 10, 2013
Want to see my hot tomale?
pistol

Waynesville, MO

#12 Feb 10, 2013
Roses are red, Violets are blue
I have a gun, get in the van. Lol
really?

Jefferson City, MO

#13 Feb 10, 2013
pistol wrote:
Roses are red, Violets are blue
I have a gun, get in the van. Lol
Hahahaha
funny

Centertown, MO

#14 Feb 10, 2013
pistol wrote:
Roses are red, Violets are blue
I have a gun, get in the van. Lol
Hahahaha. Great
funny

Centertown, MO

#15 Feb 10, 2013
lilbit wrote:
<quoted text>
Wasn't that the point?
Yes, that is the point. Lol
giggles

Salem, MO

#16 Feb 24, 2013
f*** me if im wrong, but you wanna kiss me! its pretty much a win-win.
pick ups

Jefferson City, MO

#17 Feb 25, 2013
I love those jeans can I get in them?
SOA

Washington, DC

#18 Feb 25, 2013
some of Glen Quagmires ala' family guy are some of the cheesiest i've ever heard...

"You look like a parking ticket.. cause you've got fine.. written all over you"...

LMAO
fresh prince

Jefferson City, MO

#19 Feb 25, 2013
I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice, I noticed you too!
SOA

Washington, DC

#20 Feb 25, 2013
SOA wrote:
some of Glen Quagmires ala' family guy are some of the cheesiest i've ever heard...
"You look like a parking ticket.. cause you've got fine.. written all over you"...
LMAO
heh looks like timex beat me to it... or another quagmire quote..

"I can see that the 2 of you are friends.. so I dont want to come between you.. or do I?"
GGroGan99

United States

#21 Feb 25, 2013
How about dinner & a drink ? Never worked for me .

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