Posted in the Salem Forum
#1 Mar 14, 2013
So I walk up to the Pizza Inn buffet and it smells like a raccoon died inside a cows ass. I look around and there are two blondes looking at me and start to giggle as I notice the smell and begin looking around. One of those bitches farted at or near the buffet and crop dusted my ass. I swear it stained my clothes, I ended up throwing them away. All I want to know was, was it you that farted and ruined my lunch and can I have your number?
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