The Life of Christopher Penis

The Life of Christopher Penis

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Ardsley, NY

#1 Oct 15, 2012
One night in the Penis family household...

Donny Penis: "Dear, where is our son?"

Katherine Penis: "Gee, I don't have the slightest idea where our mentally retarded son is."

(Donny and Katherine are eating peanuts)

Donny: "These sure are delicious, dear. Good choice of nuts."

Katherine: "You like eating nuts, do ya'?"

Donny: "Mm. Especially those rough textured salty nuts."

Katherine: "Oh stop it, you're starting to sound like our queer son."

Christopher Penis:(bursts through the door) "Mommy! Daddy! I'm home!"

Donny: "Where the hell have you been god dammit???"

Christopher: "I was chillaxing with my girlfriend Roberto."

Katherine: "You have a girlfriend named ROBERTO???"

Christopher: "Yeah, ain't that funny! Her name's Roberto! And she a girl! That is fukkin funny! Balls drop!!!!"

Donny: "Son, you sure do have poor English. No wonder you can't pass your freakin BAVSA test."

Christopher: "And then I hung with the guys and we made more videos! They are so hilarious! You should see them! I'm in one of them! I throw a cat at a giant Jenga tower and I raped the guys in the closet and told them I wasn't through with them yet!"

(Donny and Katherine just look at each other)

Donny: "Son, have a seat."

(Christopher sits near his father)

Donny: "Son, there comes a time in life where a boy must have his ass kicked out the door.

Christopher: "Well it's a good thing you guys kicked Anthony out years ago."

Donny: "No, we're not talking about your brother."

Katherine: "Besides, he actually passed his BAVSA test."

Donny: "We're talking about YOU!"

Christopher: "ME!?!?"

Donny: "Yeah you ya' little bum! Get out of my house!"

Christopher: "K. Fine. Peace out. Fukk you both. I'm leavin this place." (storms out of house)

Katherine: "Well gee that was easy."

Donny: "I wonder how long he'll last out there."

(Christopher is walking down the streets of Skankamanka)

Christopher: "I can't believe my parents kicked me out."

(A giant penis suddenly appears in front of Christopher's face)

Giant Penis: "FEED ME!"

Christopher: "What?"

Giant Penis: "I said FEED ME!!!! Did you not hear me? God, people are right. You ARE dense, Christopher."

Christopher: "What do you want from me?"

Giant Penis: "Well I just said I'm hungry, so probably food of some sort. Jackass..."

Christopher: "What kind of food?"

Giant Penis: "Preferably meat."

(Christopher whips out his dick)

Giant Penis: "No you phag! MEAT! Forget it, I'm going to BK Lounge."

Christopher: "K. See ya."

Giant Penis: "See ya."


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