Anyone know Scott Andrew Reiser?

Anyone know Scott Andrew Reiser?

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Yep

Harrogate, TN

#1 Jul 25, 2012
Looking for a Scott Andrew Reiser. Plays Mtg. Steals people shit. Anyone know how to get ahold of this ahole.
Raptor Jesus

United States

#2 Feb 26, 2013
Did you check in your parent's bedroom? Last I heard he was following up with your mom where your dad failed. LOL.
Scott Reiser

United States

#3 Feb 26, 2013
This is true. After I thrifted those uncommons you are upset about losing, I then swaggered my way into your mother's very loose vagina and had my way with her in every unimaginable way possible. She then commented on how much swag my Magic collection has, and told me you were a disappointmrnt because you can't swag as hard as I can. Also, she took the time to confirm that my deck is worth more than your car, which I also found funny. Check your swag before coming at me bro, or else you gonna get got. #YOLO
Yeps Mom

United States

#4 Feb 26, 2013
I can confirm everything Scott has said. You sure did turn out to be quite the disappointment. You should really aspire to be more like Scotty.
Also, why the hell haven't you called Scott? It's been something like seven months. I need another dose of the D....if you catch my drift. Yep's Dad is losing his luster.=)
Yeps Dad

United States

#5 Feb 26, 2013
Way to go Scott. My sex life was shit until you satisfied my wife for me.*high five*

I'll buy you a beer later.
Scott Reiser

United States

#6 Feb 26, 2013
Don't be afraid to call me daddy, Yep...
Scotts Penis

United States

#7 Feb 26, 2013
Bro, real talk, don't make me go back in there. That thing STANK, yo!
Yeps Grandfather

United States

#8 Feb 26, 2013
I knew your mother should have aborted you Yep. You clearly are a disgrace who can't swag to save his life.

Scott, I am honored that you slammed my daughter. You are the grandson I never had.
Yeps Dog

Safford, AZ

#9 Feb 26, 2013
Don't forget about Yeps sister. She might also need some of the D too... she listens in to Yeps Mom and Scott when they get busy through the wall. You should get on that Scott.
Yeps Little Brother

United States

#10 Feb 26, 2013
Yep, why cant you be as cool as Scott? He takes me to the park and teaches me how to swag. All you ever do is beat me up and call me names. I wish Scott was my older brother instead of you!
Yeps Dog

United States

#11 Feb 26, 2013
Hey Yep, can we do that thing with the peanut butter and your balls again? That peanut butter sure tastes good! Also, I pooped in the kitchen. You might wanna clean that up before I roll in it.
Yeps Girlfriend

United States

#12 Feb 26, 2013
Hey Yeps Mom, can I jump on some of that D too? Yep isn't very good either and kinda makes me want to become a lesbian. Like father like son, LOL.
Yeps Mom

United States

#13 Feb 26, 2013
Go right ahead dear. Scott has plenty to go around. Before I met him, I thought I'd off myself if I ever had to deal with Yeps Dad in bed again.
God

United States

#14 Feb 26, 2013
Scott, you should have been the Messiah. I made a grave mistake. You swag harder than anyone else on Earth.
Yeps Dog

Safford, AZ

#15 Feb 26, 2013
But seriously... about that peanut butter? I love that stuff!
Yep

United States

#16 Feb 26, 2013
I'm sorry Scott. I should have known better than to get tough with you. I can never swag as hard as you. Please, help yourself to my mother, sister, and girlfriend any time you want. And it's cool about those uncommons. I ain't even mad anymore.
Not Matt Scott

Safford, AZ

#17 Feb 26, 2013
This Scott guy took some basic lands without my permission. I don't care how hard he swags, he needs to be stopped.
Not George Osbourn

Safford, AZ

#18 Feb 26, 2013
I won't stand for Scott's tyranny any longer. Period. But I'm two shy to say anything in person.
matts basic lands

United States

#19 Feb 26, 2013
I was taken without my permission. Now I'm full of swagg and sad.
Not Jimmy OConner

Safford, AZ

#20 Feb 26, 2013
OOOOOOH! Scott Reiser's got no nipples!

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