Jersey diner lore

With about 500 diners, New Jersey has often been called the diner capital of the world.

[mint jelly enema]

AHH YES, ROSIES DINER. I LOST MY VIRGINITY THERE.

[heynannynanny]

wow- what would have happened if i had stuck my finger inside? would it be hairy and moist or soft and stanky?

[mint jelly enema]

stanky,nannynanny,stanky hanky panky.

[Cliftonite]

The nonsensical postings of you raving lunatics are a disgrace! I can’t believe the foul content that I’m reading on these posts. Thanks – I’ve enjoyed it!

[mint jelly enema]

OUCH

[SawPuppet]

she had been sukking on my crotch in between 'serving' other customers- she had a hoal that stank a bits but sure liked inckumming activity. the old gal also liked to take matters in her own hands and i am sure customers noticed that white stuff all over her wrinkled face.

[mint jelly enema]

SCUMBURGER DELUXE

[SawPuppet]

the old gal liked to phuk that is for sure and then sum. that $natch smelled of rotting tuna or dying flesh. i would rather eat a hairy casserole left out in the sun all summer. she never gave you a chance and would wrap those phuckin hairy and wrinkled legs around your neck before you know what hit you then she would stick your lovetube right into that stanky thang of hers. you just wanted to get it over with at that point. the cook there said that even when she was young that $natch stunk because it just got so much action from any trucker or whoever that walked into the joint.

[Dot Mulherin]

Such a poet! Good stuff. Keep up the good work. You must make your mommy proud!

[SawPuppet]

And I made yours proud too.
And it's 'puppet'- NOT 'poet', thanks.

look at ......me
LOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!

[mint jelly enema]

YOU R 1 CRAZY DUDE

[Dot Mulherin]

You must admire his style! It's nice to see such creativity in our young folk. SawPuppet has the makings of a future leader. Look me up. I can hook you up with the Republicans. You could be the next crooked mayor of our town!

[mint jelly enema]

HEY DOT , HE IS PRETTY AMAZING ,DONT YA THINK.

[SawPuppet]

I am blushin now y'all!!!! Can ya tell????
Ridin my lil ph u c k in tricycle round and round in circles real fast till I am dizzy. Dizzy!!! whooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Gots a cute lil bowtie -like the pasta- and a vest. Suspenders too. lol.
In 2010 I will start pumpin irony!!!!!

[mint jelly enema]

I LOVE THE PUPPET.

[Dot Mulherin]

Come back SawPuppet. We miss your words of wisdom!

[Dot Mulherin]

A guy w/OCD walks into a bar, & out of the bar, & into the bar...ha ha

[SawPuppet]

i told her i would not phu ck her with the udder guys stick so she proved me to be a liar and brought some dude over and i ended up phu cking her with the udder dude's kock. holy $ hit. den she sukkked us both dry.

[mint jelly enema]

GETTEN VERY OLD.....

[SawPuppet]

sorry to hear that but i am sure you still have some life in ya. don't give up. the elderly have lots of opportunities to enjoy at least some aspects of life and y'all get bus discounts and $hit.