Farting in Public

[Goatman]

Has anyone ever smelled nice big fart when you're walking around wal-mart or somewhere like that?

[Goatman]

What about the old women with a gallon of perfume sprayed on their ass? What's really bad is one of those old women wearing that damn douche water and ripping a$$...smells like a dog sh!t'n in a flower bed.

[Penis Wrinkle]

I like women with the walking farts.

[inwallmart]

i was a walkin round in wally world the other day and felt one comin on, so i eased up on er just a little bit so i could get me a better grip but she got away from me. it was one of those good old pealin the wallpaper kind. some dat eggs and brockilee mixed up stuff

[Well]

I do it to get my girlfriend out of the clothes section. Works every time.

[xxxJAYxxx]

dude doing it in public is just funny as hell. i love watching the expressions on ppls faces its priceless

[Collateral Damage]

It's better than FARDING in the car!!!

And safer, too. LOL

[mechanically inclined]

I was walking around walmart one day, and I was in one of those oh-so-wide aisles with shit in the middle so you can't get around easily. There was a couple in front of me, and both of them were former linebackers for the green bay packers, every bit of 325lb each. And they were of course waddling at a slow pace, but there was enough traffic (and they were taking up the whole aisle) that I couldnt get around them.

And this winner of a man whose face looked like one of the cavemen from the geico commercials, had a shirt on that read...

wait for it....

wait.....

"WHILE YOU WERE READING THIS, I FARTED".

Stay classy, Morristown.

[Collateral Damage]

mechanically inclined wrote:

I was walking around walmart one day, and I was in one of those oh-so-wide aisles with shit in the middle so you can't get around easily. There was a couple in front of me, and both of them were former linebackers for the green bay packers, every bit of 325lb each. And they were of course waddling at a slow pace, but there was enough traffic (and they were taking up the whole aisle) that I couldnt get around them.
And this winner of a man whose face looked like one of the cavemen from the geico commercials, had a shirt on that read...
wait for it....
wait.....
"WHILE YOU WERE READING THIS, I FARTED".
Stay classy, Morristown.

lol. Morristown has no class. DUH!

[Well]

That's much funny than the "Who Farted?" shirts. I'm glad to see inbred humor is evolving even if the inbreds aren't.

[charmed 6]

oh wait this is awful. when my husband and i are in a store together he waits untill we are around a bunch of other people and either lets a loud one or a rancid one then he'll turn to me with this disgusted look and say something like "damn honey what the hell is wrong with you?" "can't you hold that stuff in" i could just beat him when he does that!

[buku]

its ok,just al long as you say excuse me.

[Sneaky Sneaky]

I'll let a silent one right beside someone then walk away. By the time they smell it there are other people around them and they think the person standing there did it. They give them the funniest look..lol

[Gromit]

Goatman wrote:

Has anyone ever smelled nice big fart when you're walking around wal-mart or somewhere like that?

that was me. next time it happens, look around and you will see me stranding at the end f the ailse laughing my a$$ off. love to watch peoples reaction as they walk into a cloud.

[StrayTheWizard]

Let her rip tater chip!!

[Well]

Sometimes I wonder if they fart so much as if it's petrified sh!t.

[Soupysam]

I hate when you let one rip and you think it's gonna be funnier than hell but then you feel something running down your leg...I hate that, hate it.

[Fart Sniffer]

was wandering is it wrong to enjoy the smell of your own farts and not the smell of other peoples?? i also like to fart and run away it is awesome and funny as he## lmao

[tiff]

omg u think thats bad.....my ex husband use to throw the cover over my head & trap me there with the smell...talk bout sick lol......ewwwwwwwwww

[Observer]

Someone told me one time that it was not the fart that bothered them,it was the thought of breathing air that came out of someones a$$.