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I got to git rid of my ole truck and my neighbor siad they got this topix place where folks like me do tradin on , so here it is.

It's an alligator green ford F250. i only buy made in america. I got it sittin 38 inch gumbo monster mudders. The mudders is stacked under a 4 inch body lift and 10 inch suspension lift. All together this trucks higher than a bunch teenagers at a rock concert.

I hate to sell the girl but my wife,cli, and my girlfriend,toris- just isnt as spunky as they used to be with haulin the booty up in the cockpit. Did i say cockpit ? I'll have to clean up the inside a little b4 i sell it as I remember.

anyway for add ons its got:

rebel flag backwindow tint(ebay)
gunrack (wulffs)
spotlight(whites farm)
138 foglights (kmart- purchased a few at a time and some even match)

Stickers(attached in various places):

"lowriders are for little boys who cant get it up"
"put some lipstick on my dipstick"
"my other ride is your mom"
"I(heart)Vagina"
"Nice Toyota, I shit bigger than that"
" I got some candy"
"remember my name-you'll be screaming it later"
"If you can read this I lost my U-haul"

Last but not least Im gonna let go with the truck my set of motorized trailer hitch bull nuts. One of my proudest possesions. You flip a switch up in the cockpit (did i say cockpit) and the balls start jumping up and down.
On sundays I like to keep circling St.Gabriels when people are going to church. I wait till I git stopped at a light with an ole lady behind me. I put the truck in reverse, back up a little till the nuts are firmly planted on her hood and then I hit the switch.It's a hoot, just wish sister mary would quit following through the Mcdonalds drive through all the time now. Any questions on the truck yall just drop me a note.