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Bluebird

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Mar 27, 2013
 
Maddy wrote:
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LOL, heard this before but I'm sure Bluebird didn't post this either since she believes and supports capitalism. Now a liberal progressive like justaminute would support doing away with capitalism and just having a communal pot where we would all sit down in the evening on our government provided chair and eat!
Nope I sure didn't post that. I see she's been busy again.
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Jonny walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"
Mary

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Mary wrote:
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A little confused? There's a woman from OKC her original username is justaminute but she takes spells stealing other people's usernames and posting all sorts of jokes and sometime disgusting perverted stuff under other people's names. She's been caught so many times in the last few months it's like she's gone bat shit crazy...sorry about the description. Other threads she has done that to will refer to her as "justaliar" instead of her original name, lol.

She's earned a lot of bad will and dislike, but hey, you just can't fix stupid!
Donnie

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hey, you just can't fix stupid!

I is living proof that this is a true fact.
Toby

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i cannot and will not run for Governor.

i do not think that the people of oklahoma is read for my type.

I RUN FUNNY!!!!
Donnie

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Fake Donnie wrote:
hey, you just can't fix stupid!
I is living proof that this is a true fact.
justaminute aka Karen L. Janbaz of Oklahoma City stop posting using my username.
Bill

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Mary fallin has done a very good job during hard times
Dr Jones

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OKLAHOMA

The Governor of Oklahoma is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks her dog.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes she should stop. The coyote is only doing what is natural.
2. She calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. She calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting her bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a 'coyote awareness' program for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor's security agent (boyfriend)is fired for not having stopped the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.
9. Additional cost to State of California:$75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes and how to please the Governor.
10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.

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The Governor of Arkansas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And THAT'S why Oklahoma is broke.
Dr Jones

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Apr 26, 2013
 

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OKLAHOMA

The Governor of Oklahoma is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks her dog.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes she should stop. The coyote is only doing what is natural.
2. She calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. She calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting her bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a 'coyote awareness' program for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor's security agent (boyfriend)is fired for not having stopped the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.
9. Additional cost to State of California:$75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes and how to please the Governor.
10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.

ARKANSAS

The Governor of Arkansas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And THAT'S why Oklahoma is broke.
Dr Jones

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#1765
Apr 27, 2013
 
FAKE Dr Jones wrote:
OKLAHOMA
The Governor of Oklahoma is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks her dog.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes she should stop. The coyote is only doing what is natural.
2. She calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. She calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting her bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a 'coyote awareness' program for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor's security agent (boyfriend)is fired for not having stopped the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.
9. Additional cost to State of California:$75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes and how to please the Governor.
10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.
ARKANSAS
The Governor of Arkansas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And THAT'S why Oklahoma is broke.
Oklahoma:
Concealed weapon owner pull out a gun and shoots the coyote on site. The governor calls her aid who notifies ranger who takes the coyote to be tested for rabies.

Arkansas:
David Pryor pulls out his concealed weapon and kills the offending coyote. Receives a plaque of appreciation from local residents.
Donnie

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#1766
Apr 27, 2013
 
FAKE Donnie wrote:
hey, you just can't fix stupid!
I is living proof that this is a true fact.
Karen Janbaz please stop using my user name. You have one of your own it's "Justaminute" in case you forgot!
Donnie

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#1767
Apr 27, 2013
 
Donnie wrote:
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A little confused? There's a woman from OKC her original username is justaminute but she takes spells stealing other people's usernames and posting all sorts of jokes and sometime disgusting perverted stuff under other people's names. She's been caught so many times in the last few months it's like she's gone bat shit crazy...sorry about the description. Other threads she has done that to will refer to her as "justaliar" instead of her original name, lol.
She's earned a lot of bad will and dislike, but hey, you just can't fix stupid!
Well folks I warned you what she would do!
Donnie

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The Real Donnie wrote:
hey, you just can't fix stupid!
I is living proof that this is a true fact.
I said it bud, and I really mean it.
Stephen

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FAKE Donnie wrote:
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I said it bud, and I really mean it.
Why can't you post using your own username? To chicken shit to let everyone know who you really are?
Stephen

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Fake Stephen wrote:
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Why can't you post using your own username? To chicken shit to let everyone know who you really are?
I is what I is, a chicken sh!t.
Stephen

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Apr 27, 2013
 
FAKE Stephen wrote:
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I is what I is, a chicken sh!t.
Post under your own username, BE..OTCH!
So What

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May 15, 2013
 
Dr Jones wrote:
OKLAHOMA
The Governor of Oklahoma is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks her dog.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes she should stop. The coyote is only doing what is natural.
2. She calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. She calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting her bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a 'coyote awareness' program for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor's security agent (boyfriend)is fired for not having stopped the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.
9. Additional cost to State of California:$75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes and how to please the Governor.
10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.
ARKANSAS
The Governor of Arkansas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And THAT'S why Oklahoma is broke.
Where can I get .45 ACP for $.50?
Packing Heat

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So What wrote:
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Where can I get .45 ACP for $.50?


Right now they are running about 68 cents but I recently bought them here for $18.99 a box of 50. Watch for their sales.

http://www.dongsguns.com/Products.asp...
Jesse

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Let us all get rid of that stupid governor of oklahoma. A repug is a blight on the state.

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