BudH

“BudH- Clinton Harris same one.”

Since: Dec 07

La Mirada,Ca.

#1 Oct 8, 2009
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into
the limo,(and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices
the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver,
"Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they
never let me drive at the Vatican, even when I was
a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the
wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting
the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kph.
(Remember, the Pope is German.)

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried
driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal
until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license
-- and my job!" moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the
cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at
him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a
limo going 205 kph.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, "Who do you have there, the mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: " A senator?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "The Prime Minister?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Incredulous, the Chief asks: "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "His chauffeur is the Pope!"
Peter North

United States

#3 Oct 19, 2009
I think you need to continue sucking.
Now, open up.
BudH

United States

#4 May 6, 2013
Okay Peter. Your zipper is down and your briefs too, but all I see are a few stray hairs and a little indentation.

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