Here's how "straight married couples" have kept marriage such a sanctimonious and "traditional" social institution...<quoted text>
In fact, "straight married couples" are THE MOST DIVORCED people in the U.S.! How is that a "Gold Standard" ?!
They spend forty-billion dollars each year marrying one another, and then turn around and spend a little over thirty-three billion divorcing.
And they have the AUDACITY to try to tell us that WE'RE going to destroy marriage!
Ain't that a kick in the pants?