Yes. Bill knows how many straight men are doing their wives and girlfriends up the butt at any given moment! And he will quote you the statistics loudly!<quoted text>
Yeah, Bill, Mike said that you were big on having statistics. I'll pass, on the propaganda...
He found out from the rainbow handbook that more straights do butt sex than gays. This makes Bill very proud and happy! But Bill doesn't understand statistics.
So Bill refuses to accept the fact that most gay men do butt sex and most straight men do not. By a factor of about 2 to 1. This makes Bill mad at me.