tuttle, I heard your wife left you cause on top of being old, ugly and smelly.<quoted text>Now really really tuttle.
Do you have a MIRROR?
When was the last time you took a look at your fat and flabby mess?
Those that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Your house is so brittle a bad breath blow of yours could bring it down.
How about an OINK, OINK.
You wanted her to do you.