> Sniff, sniff, sniff!!! Stop it Trojan! You almost have Professor Artie in tears hearing about your poor ole Trajons winning 10 games in a down season ...**playing with 20 less scholarship players than Frito State had in the Dust Bowl game on the edge of Area-51. What's funny is... Coach Artie never saw USC with less than 11 players on the field at any time, other than the time they were flagged for having too many players on the field. Same with the ***UCLA-USC game! The Trajons had 11 players on the field, same as UCLA had. So, what's with all the whining about USC not having enough players? You can't have more than 11 players on the playing field during a CFB game. Who's fault is that for USC not having 20 more scholarship players? Not Frito State, or, UCLA! Put the blame your Trajon Crime Syndicate for that! Look, it's way past time you face facts, Jack...<quoted text>
COme on, you just know some of their stupidest fans are going to spin it as a success! The same way they whoop it up over a fully rostered 10 win season, while trying to mock our handicapped 10 win season! We get 10 wins in a down year, with 20 fewer scholarships.
But some of their fans don't know jack about sports. They are morons and you almost look cruel messing with them. Would you do that to someone with Down Syndrome? That's what you're doing. Go easy on them, especially the most retarded one.
the defending CHAMPIONS of LOS ANGELES (UCLA) put a woodshed whippin' on your Trajons. Ask any knowledgeable CFB fan (that excludes USC fans) and they will tell you the facts about the USC-UCLA game. Your Trajons got their @sses handed to them by the Bruins. FACT!!!
Now, you have Coach Artie's permission for you to thank him for sharing his CFB knowledge with you. What was it you said was your physical or mental handicap? College football knowledge, was it?
Anyway, have yourself a nice day at the #2 athletic institution of higher learning in Los Angeles ... ya hear!?
Professor Artie (Helping the CFB handicapped understand "the numbers" of the game)
Notes:** taken from the MUFON video archives
*** taken from playbacks of Ripley's Believe It or Not