new info about michael jackson!!!!
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#1 Jul 24, 2009
'Hey you heard Michael Jackson is dead? Apparently the doctors said his heart couldn't beat it.'
'McDonalds has a new burger coming out, the McJacko burger. It's a 50 year old piece of meat between two 10 year old buns.'
'Michale Jackson is dead, apparently he got food poisoning from eating 2 year old nuts.'
'Michael Jackon is not dead! He just went to the childrens hospital --- and had a stroke.'
'Apparently his family are going to melt his body down and make plastic toys out of him - so the kids can play with HIM this time....'
#2 Jul 24, 2009
MUAHHHHHH LOVE IT....
#3 Jul 24, 2009
#4 May 6, 2013
#5 Dec 23, 2013
#6 Dec 24, 2013
It's fun to talk crap here and get people upset isnt it?
Try doing it on twitter or instagram too.
I troll the kardashians there and i get peoples panties in a bunch.
#7 Feb 18, 2014
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
#8 Feb 18, 2014
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand !!
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
#9 Feb 18, 2014
Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom.
#10 Feb 18, 2014
Q:What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?
A:The Kids in the Hall.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
`Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
~The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.
`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
#11 Feb 18, 2014
`What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
~Blowing his first nose.
Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt onPepsi!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
#12 Feb 4, 2015
#13 May 1, 2015
#14 May 26, 2015
Warped humor from warped mind:/
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