new info about michael jackson!!!!

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whiteguy

United States

#1 Jul 24, 2009
'Hey you heard Michael Jackson is dead? Apparently the doctors said his heart couldn't beat it.'

'McDonalds has a new burger coming out, the McJacko burger. It's a 50 year old piece of meat between two 10 year old buns.'

'Michale Jackson is dead, apparently he got food poisoning from eating 2 year old nuts.'

'Michael Jackon is not dead! He just went to the childrens hospital --- and had a stroke.'

'Apparently his family are going to melt his body down and make plastic toys out of him - so the kids can play with HIM this time....'
tommyl

United States

#2 Jul 24, 2009
MUAHHHHHH LOVE IT....
keven

United States

#3 Jul 24, 2009
YES......
Meme

United States

#4 May 6, 2013
This.
This

La Mirada, CA

#5 Dec 23, 2013
Meme wrote:
This.
Meme.
Anthony Weiner

Downey, CA

#6 Dec 24, 2013
It's fun to talk crap here and get people upset isnt it?

Try doing it on twitter or instagram too.

I troll the kardashians there and i get peoples panties in a bunch.
Teeeto

Whittier, CA

#7 Feb 18, 2014
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
Squeeeto

Whittier, CA

#8 Feb 18, 2014
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!

Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand !!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Tweeeto

Whittier, CA

#9 Feb 18, 2014
Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!

Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom.
Tanboneeeto

Whittier, CA

#10 Feb 18, 2014
Q:What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?
A:The Kids in the Hall.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

`Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
~The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.

`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
~Foreplay.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Ofreeeto

Whittier, CA

#11 Feb 18, 2014
`What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
~Blowing his first nose.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt onPepsi!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Ed McManhand

United States

#12 Feb 4, 2015
Ofreeeto wrote:
`What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
~Blowing his first nose.
Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt onPepsi!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
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