Store offers free drink for memorizing Bible verse

Dale Lanier has found a way to get people to read and memorize Bible verses. If they walk into his convenience store in Snead, Alabama, and recite the Bible passage he's selected, they can have a free soft ...

[Tom]

AMEN

[The Big Time]

How do we know from the bible that human skin is the most elastic substance in the universe?



Because Moses tied his ass to a tree and then walked a mile....

[jack]

where is that found?

[Marilyn]

Jesus wept.

Where's my pepsi?

[this1then]

I thought it was booze...goddam it to hell!

[saynotoblasphemy]

God bless this store owner - you don't find people like this nowadays, much less business peeps.

God will bless him greatly.

[Father Theresa]

'Methinks I smell horsepizs!'
No, that's Shakespeare...should be good for a British lager though.

[Shameless]

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'Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink,...'
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Habakkuk 2:15