How not to get arrested by the crooked cops
Posted in the Rome Forum
#1 Nov 20, 2013
Stay away from cops or, if you can't, try to blend in. I.e., if you're going to do something illegal, do it at home. When out and about, the people who will attract a cop's attention are the ones with pot leaf bumper stickers, unusual hairstyles and clothes, and so on. "In reality, cops love hassling people who stand out."
Give in to the psychological battle in order to win "the contest for custody of your body." Make eye contact and be politeno matter how insulting the cops are. But don't smile.
If that doesn't work and it looks like you're going to get arrested, be pitiful. Ask or beg for a notice to appear before a judge instead of being arrested.
Never allow a cop to search your car without a warrant or probable cause.
#2 Nov 20, 2013
1. Don't loiter around gas stations.
2. Pull your stupid looking jeans up.
3. Don't get neck tattoos.
4. Don't get a tattoo of a teardrop under your eye.
5. Pull your stupid looking jeans up.
6. Tell your ragged girlfriend that pajama bottoms are not outdoor attire.
7. Walk your baby's stroller down the sidewalk, not in the road.
8. Go to work.
9. Don't carry paraphernalia on you.
10. Pull your stupid looking jeans up.
This isn't an exhaustive list, but give it a try and see if you don't notice less unwanted police attention.
#3 Nov 20, 2013
Don't fling your feces @ passing patrol cars.
Don't moon passing patrol cars.
Only shoot passing patrol cars with paintballs if you're CERTAIN you can get away with it.
#4 Nov 20, 2013
Ha. you'd think they'd want to pull their pants up. idiots get caught running from the po-po and tripping over their drawers. dumba$$es
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