yo momma

United States

#1 Oct 13, 2013
yo momma so slow she can't even catch a break
david

Brooklyn, NY

#2 Oct 14, 2013
Yo mommas so fat... her bellybutton don't have lint. It has sweaters!!
david

Brooklyn, NY

#3 Oct 14, 2013
Yo momma is soo fat she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.
yo momma

Stroudsburg, PA

#4 Oct 14, 2013
david wrote:
Yo momma is soo fat she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.
LMAO
yo momma so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion
lmao

Ardsley, NY

#5 Oct 15, 2013
Yo mommas like a vacuum cleaner she sucks she blows and gets layed in the closet.
lmao

Ardsley, NY

#6 Oct 15, 2013
Yo mommas so fat dora cant even explore her
yo yo yo

Ithaca, NY

#7 Oct 15, 2013
Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a quarter and squished a booger outta George Washington's nose
yo daddy

Cantonment, FL

#8 Oct 15, 2013
yo daddy so stupid he banged yo momma
yo momma

United States

#9 Oct 15, 2013
yo daddy wrote:
yo daddy so stupid he banged yo momma
yo momma so dumb she got caught trying to steal free food
yo daddy

Cantonment, FL

#10 Oct 16, 2013
yo daddy so ugly yo momma put de bag ovah HIS head!
yo momma wrote:
<quoted text>
yo momma so dumb she got caught trying to steal free food

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