Meet Humphrey the humpless camel. Growing up, Humphrey was different from all of the other camel kids and they made fun of him endlessly. Humphrey would often spend recess alone and cry because he had no friends.PRESIDENT OBAMA: Unfortunately, youve grown up hearing voices that incessantly warn of government as nothing more than some separate, sinister entity thats at the root of all our problems. Some of these same voices also do their best to gum up the works. Theyll warn that tyranny always lurking just around the corner. You should reject these voices. Because what they suggest is that our brave, and creative, and unique experiment in self-rule is somehow just a sham with which we cant be trusted.
One day, Humphrey was walking home from Camel Elementary, and a man stopped him in the street. He asked Humphrey if he could run. Humphrey said that because he had no humps, he could run even faster than the other camels. The man jumped onto Humphrey's back, and Humphrey ran, ran, and ran. For the first time ever, he had a sense of purpose! He found another humpless camel, named Heather, and they got along very well. They humped.
And that's how horses were made.