Salts Move Beyond Urban America

Salts Move Beyond Urban America

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Go Figure

Earlville, NY

#1 Jul 20, 2012
In a local town near you: two days ago a cow was seen running naked near a corn field, seemingly under the influence of salts. Salt licks that is! The farmer of the corn field had to zap the cow using an electric fence, thus killing the cow. the cow's children are now suing the farmer mooing that excessive force was used. In a similar story, also in a town near you, another cow, also believed to be under the influence of the salt, was seen standing naked on top of a barn mooing frantically. a local cowboy arrived just in time to rope the cow and get it under control just before the forklift ran it over to be butchered

Since: May 11

Schenectady, NY

#2 Jul 20, 2012
Can't believe people would even try that crap after all the hype its getting..life is to valuable to waste..
Go Figure

Earlville, NY

#3 Jul 20, 2012
that's exactly what i say! i mean, are people actually sitting there watching the news, saying to themselves, "oh yeah, i gotta get some of this." not to make fun of a serious situation but it's almost like every crime story has bath salts linked to it, and come on, what about cigarettes and alcohol? yes i know there's a difference, but the chunk the government gets is a lot different i bet
krobar

Earlville, NY

#4 Jul 20, 2012
love the cow story. lmao
carlito

Earlville, NY

#5 Jul 20, 2012
omg that story is hilarious
big j

Waltham, MA

#6 Jul 21, 2012
No, that's ppl saying "that won't happen to me" and then it backfires on them. They do a little and crave more so they just keep doing it telling themselves "that won't happen to me" and abuse it and they become someone you see on the news. They need to get that shit outta the world.
tarantino

Earlville, NY

#7 Jul 21, 2012
love that story go figure. looking forward to next weeks installment
shower pepper

Earlville, NY

#8 Jul 21, 2012
cows on salt licks. love it
bbb

Earlville, NY

#9 Jul 21, 2012
someone dies every half hour by a drunk driver. does someone die every 30 minutes due to the use of bath salts? no! but keep selling alcohol. way to go government
dvm

Earlville, NY

#10 Jul 21, 2012
why dont the government just admit it comes down to the amount of money they get when deciding to pull a product
jmjr

Earlville, NY

#11 Jul 21, 2012
its all about greed but the cow story is awesome
fbsgd

Earlville, NY

#12 Jul 21, 2012
moo if u like salt
lhian

Earlville, NY

#13 Jul 21, 2012
just when you thought mad cow was your biggest worry now cows on salt! they should do a video like duran durans girls on film except go with cows on salt. love it go figure
shelly wilkes

New Hartford, NY

#14 Jul 22, 2012
Moooooo
ponzi

Earlville, NY

#15 Jul 23, 2012
let's here it for the cows. and a shout out to tebbs
saltnpeppa

Earlville, NY

#16 Jul 24, 2012
man i hear ya. enough already. oh no its bad stuff. oh no people are dying. how bout a beer and smoke? luv the cow story. you da man go figure
miriam

Utica, NY

#17 Jul 24, 2012
for wellies
moo

Earlville, NY

#19 Jul 25, 2012
maybe the cows know how to get to tebbs lol
cocokachu

Earlville, NY

#20 Jul 27, 2012
maybe the cows are the dealers lol
confused

Hamilton, NY

#21 Jul 27, 2012
Why not one mention of how this synthetic crap came to be. You can thank your federal government for developing it ,google Dr.John Huffman, Clemson U. Synthetic cannabis research FUNDED BY. NIDA.

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