V man

Watertown, NY

#1 Feb 20, 2014
This is my vagina. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my vagina is useless. Without my vagina, I am useless. I must fire my vagina true. I must shoot straighter than the enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. My vagina and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.

My vagina is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother (sister?). I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my vagina clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

Before God I swear this creed. My vagina and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy.
yup

United States

#2 Feb 20, 2014
What a fkn freak you are
Petrol marine

Watertown, NY

#4 Feb 21, 2014
V man wrote:
This is my vagina. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my vagina is useless. Without my vagina, I am useless. I must fire my vagina true. I must shoot straighter than the enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. My vagina and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.
My vagina is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother (sister?). I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my vagina clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.
Before God I swear this creed. My vagina and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy.
Excellent poem! Very inspiring!
Mary Kay

Watertown, NY

#5 Apr 11, 2014
V man wrote:
This is my vagina. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my vagina is useless. Without my vagina, I am useless. I must fire my vagina true. I must shoot straighter than the enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. My vagina and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.
My vagina is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother (sister?). I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my vagina clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.
Before God I swear this creed. My vagina and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy.
Oh yeah - this is a wonderful poem. You copied it from Full Medal Jacket which copied it from the US Marine Corps. Nothing like a plagiarizing anti-feminist nut case!!!!
Michelle Obama

Watertown, NY

#6 Jul 26, 2014
V man wrote:
This is my vagina. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my vagina is useless. Without my vagina, I am useless. I must fire my vagina true. I must shoot straighter than the enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. My vagina and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.
My vagina is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother (sister?). I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my vagina clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.
Before God I swear this creed. My vagina and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy.
I was born a man so I don't know what it's like to have a vagina.
Michelle Obama

Watertown, NY

#7 Jul 28, 2014
Let's talk about the vagina since mine is brand new.
Habanero Harv

Rome, NY

#8 Jul 28, 2014
michelle loves barACK BECAUSE HE IS MANLY
Mary Kay

Watertown, NY

#9 Jul 31, 2014
Michelle Obama wrote:
Let's talk about the vagina since mine is brand new.
Nonsense!
Habanero Harv

Rome, NY

#10 Aug 1, 2014
mary kay is an old hag
v-man

Watertown, NY

#11 Aug 18, 2014
V man wrote:
This is my vagina. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my vagina is useless. Without my vagina, I am useless. I must fire my vagina true. I must shoot straighter than the enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. My vagina and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.
My vagina is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother (sister?). I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my vagina clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.
Before God I swear this creed. My vagina and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy.
Very inspiring. You sound very motivated.

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#12 Aug 18, 2014
Mmmm, but your V ain't as pretty as Mama Junes.

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