If I leave sand in my Vagina will it ...

If I leave sand in my Vagina will it become a pearl?

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BeardedClam

Utica, NY

#1 Jun 3, 2010
My boyfriend and i had sex on the beach recently, I think i got some sand in my Vagina, If I leave it there will It make a pearl and the I can sell it and move out of Rome? Please answer seriously i need to move!
KY WELLER

United States

#2 Jun 3, 2010
No , you'll just have the same old dirty snatch.
bendzemover

United States

#3 Jun 3, 2010
Nate Edick will get it out for you he likes a dirty snatch....and dogs.
sffs

New Hartford, NY

#4 Jun 3, 2010
who ask that you got to be the nastiest chyck i kno its call wash it lol
lol

Utica, NY

#5 Jun 3, 2010
is this a real question? haha
Agreensmellypear l

Ithaca, NY

#6 Jun 17, 2010
Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus!

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#8 Jun 17, 2010
lol wrote:
is this a real question? haha
No! I think it's obvious that some bored kid got stoned and decided to start a thread that he/she could laugh at.
quEEn Roman

Waterloo, Canada

#9 Jun 18, 2010
Hahahahahahhhahahahahahhahhhaa aa.....u and I think alike! Hahahahahahahahaaaa
KY WELLER wrote:
No , you'll just have the same old dirty snatch.

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#10 Jun 18, 2010
Wellington Oxfordshire wrote:
<quoted text>No! I think it's obvious that some bored kid got stoned and decided to start a thread that he/she could laugh at.
Yeah pretty obvious. Two thumbs up for creativity though. You would have to be high to think of somethink like this.
KY WELLER

United States

#13 Jun 18, 2010
quEEn Roman wrote:
Hahahahahahhhahahahahahhahhhaa aa.....u and I think alike! Hahahahahahahahaaaa<quoted text>
It was blunt , but the truth!
misty

Clinton, NY

#14 Jun 18, 2010
BeardedClam wrote:
My boyfriend and i had sex on the beach recently, I think i got some sand in my Vagina, If I leave it there will It make a pearl and the I can sell it and move out of Rome? Please answer seriously i need to move!
Sound's like a personal problem to me.You might not get a pearl but I'd watch out for sand crab's LOL

Since: Jun 10

Rome, NY

#15 Jun 18, 2010
misty wrote:
<quoted text>Sound's like a personal problem to me.You might not get a pearl but I'd watch out for sand crab's LOL
LMAO thats so funny Misty
lil miss

Mooers, NY

#16 Jun 18, 2010
misty wrote:
<quoted text>Sound's like a personal problem to me.You might not get a pearl but I'd watch out for sand crab's LOL
thats great lol i laughed so hard
Inside Of A Vagina

Sacramento, CA

#17 Jun 21, 2011
Sand does not work, you need to put big oyster in www.insideofavagina.com
bullocks

Utica, NY

#20 Jun 22, 2011
no it won't become a pearl, it becomes the garbage plate at j. r. mothers
mrs_jane_blo

United States

#21 Jul 14, 2011
Lmfao... laughed till my sand came out of my vagina... fudge now I don't get my pearl
Better get a bucket

Carthage, NY

#22 Jul 14, 2011
Better clean the snatch out before you get the blue waffle disease
bike babe wanna be

Watertown, NY

#23 Jan 1, 2012
I don't know about the sand / pearl thing but the vagina will prevent you from joining a motorcycle club.

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#25 Jan 2, 2012
BeardedClam wrote:
My boyfriend and i had sex on the beach recently, I think i got some sand in my Vagina, If I leave it there will It make a pearl and the I can sell it and move out of Rome? Please answer seriously i need to move!
Oh absolutely yes it will, but ONLY if you do "Kegels" ten hours a day for three and one-quarter years and eat ground oyster shells... no sex allowed for that time...

LOL
JOE BOXER

Utica, NY

#26 Jan 2, 2012
i know your crabs will love the sand . i cant believe i posted on this crap.

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