Ben Glock wrote:
<quoted text>Keep it simple? You're (notice spelling) about as simple as it gets. Let's start with periods & question marks. They are very helpful when writing if you want to be understood. Once you grasp their correct use we'll move on to basic spelling and grammar. I suspect you'll never get to the point where we address those run on sentences but you have to start somewhere. Sesame Street still airs daily. You should at least try.
This is quite possibly the best "Bitch-Slap" I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Timeless and eloquent. Just beautiful. Thank you so much for your thought and effort on this one. Now if you'll (notice spelling)((I love it!!))excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom, I was laughing so hard I think I peed a little.