Somebody tell a joke

Somebody tell a joke

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Moonstruck

Syracuse, NY

#1 Sep 5, 2013
Well, get to it.
A Joke

Utica, NY

#2 Sep 5, 2013
We live in the Utica/Rome area...
The Drunk Monkey

Cantonment, FL

#3 Sep 5, 2013
Q. Where do you find a one-legged dog?

A. Where you left it
Wanda

Utica, NY

#4 Sep 5, 2013
How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat?

When she fits into your wife's clothes.
Make Me Laugh Some More

Cantonment, FL

#5 Sep 6, 2013
nice one
Wanda wrote:
How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat?
When she fits into your wife's clothes.
you gotta sister?
abc

Charlotte, NC

#6 Sep 6, 2013
What do a pizza delivery boy and a Gynocoligyst have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it.
Wanda

East Syracuse, NY

#7 Sep 6, 2013
Make Me Laugh Some More wrote:
nice one<quoted text>you gotta sister?
I'm a one-of-a-kind.
HaHaHa

Syracuse, NY

#8 Sep 6, 2013
How do you take a census in a PR neighborhod? Count the windows and multiply by 9.
Gin Rummy

United States

#9 Sep 6, 2013
Q. What do you call an Arab with a goat and a camel?

A. Bisexual.
giggles

Syracuse, NY

#10 Sep 6, 2013
Q. How do you babysit little black children? A. Lick their lips and stick em to a window.
Pirougies

Syracuse, NY

#11 Sep 6, 2013
A Polish lumberjack brings his old hand saw into the shop to have the blade sharpened.The shop keeper suggests that he should try a chain saw and the shop keeper insist that he will cut much more wood. The lumberjack buys the chainsaw and leaves. Two weeks go by and the lumberjack is back at the shop. He says "Iam cutting more, but somethings wrong." So the shop keeper says"let me see your saw". So the shopkeeper takes the saw and starts it up. The surprised lumberjack jumps up and says "Holy crap what is all that noise"...
yup

United States

#12 Sep 6, 2013
how do you save a black man when he is drowning answer is take your foot off his head
Make Me Laugh Some More

Cantonment, FL

#13 Sep 7, 2013
Single? Looking?
Wanda wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm a one-of-a-kind.
:p
Wanda

Newington, CT

#14 Sep 7, 2013
Make Me Laugh Some More wrote:
Single? Looking?<quoted text>:p
I'm not into dudes.

Since: Apr 10

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#16 Sep 8, 2013
joe fusco
Grumpy68

Huntersville, NC

#17 Sep 8, 2013
When I was wiping asses, I realized people cared about me

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