Sorry Conservatives
GOP short bus

Union, MO

#1 Jan 15, 2013
Science Says You're Stupid.

http://youtu.be/0WfnjJTGSy0
Simon Jester

Burlington, IA

#2 Jan 15, 2013
I always find myself having to explain to mental midget leftists what their own 'studies' actually say. Lets start with the definition of 'social conservative'.....There are studies that have demonstrated that, based on the study of the 'Big Five' personality traits, those who score higher the category of 'Openness' tended to have higher IQ's.......And those who score lower on 'Openness' tend to be more 'conservative' socially.......Here's the problem........Social Conservatism is one aspect of Conservatism in America, and it's not even the one you have the biggest beef with.......It's rather simplistic (and frankly unintelligent) supposition to believe that being socially conservative individually has anything to do with Economic Conservativism (which is an entirely different concept)......The fact is that it's been well demonstrated that Economic Liberals are fundamentally ignorant of Economics.......Lets go further and look at personalities again, and what the studies say.

On the 'Big Five' those who score higest in openness tend to be more intelligent......But there's another category,'agreeableness'...... .Those who score HIGHEST in agreeableness tend to be LESS intelligent (or score lower on IQ tests) than those who score low in agreeableness.......Who scores lowest in agreeableness? Economic 'Liberals', socialists, etc.

So if you're socially conservative and economically liberal, you likely score lowest on the list........Those who are socially conservative and economically liberal score about the same as those who are socially liberal and economically liberal.......Who scores highest? Those who score socially liberal and economically conservative, or specially....LIBERTARIANS!

How can we test that theory? Funny you should ask......I'm sure you've heard of MENSA, it's a society for those who score in the top 2 percentile of IQ's......There's a more elite club, The Triple Nine Society, which takes only the top .1 percentile of IQ's........

They recently did a study to determine the political leanings of their members......The vast majority were socially liberal and economically conservative, or specifically, libertarian in their views.....vastly disproportionately so....

http://www.triplenine.org/poll/index.html

So, while you might be smarter than some religious conservative who also believes in wealth redistribution......You're not any smarter than the Rush Limbaugh folks you think you're smarter than, who are both economically and socially conservative.......But you're both a helluva a lot dumber than the libertarians. ;)
xbox

Rolla, MO

#3 Jan 15, 2013
Simon Jester wrote:
I always find myself having to explain to mental midget leftists what their own 'studies' actually say. Lets start with the definition of 'social conservative'.....There are studies that have demonstrated that, based on the study of the 'Big Five' personality traits, those who score higher the category of 'Openness' tended to have higher IQ's.......And those who score lower on 'Openness' tend to be more 'conservative' socially.......Here's the problem........Social Conservatism is one aspect of Conservatism in America, and it's not even the one you have the biggest beef with.......It's rather simplistic (and frankly unintelligent) supposition to believe that being socially conservative individually has anything to do with Economic Conservativism (which is an entirely different concept)......The fact is that it's been well demonstrated that Economic Liberals are fundamentally ignorant of Economics.......Lets go further and look at personalities again, and what the studies say.
On the 'Big Five' those who score higest in openness tend to be more intelligent......But there's another category,'agreeableness'...... .Those who score HIGHEST in agreeableness tend to be LESS intelligent (or score lower on IQ tests) than those who score low in agreeableness.......Who scores lowest in agreeableness? Economic 'Liberals', socialists, etc.
So if you're socially conservative and economically liberal, you likely score lowest on the list........Those who are socially conservative and economically liberal score about the same as those who are socially liberal and economically liberal.......Who scores highest? Those who score socially liberal and economically conservative, or specially....LIBERTARIANS!
How can we test that theory? Funny you should ask......I'm sure you've heard of MENSA, it's a society for those who score in the top 2 percentile of IQ's......There's a more elite club, The Triple Nine Society, which takes only the top .1 percentile of IQ's........
They recently did a study to determine the political leanings of their members......The vast majority were socially liberal and economically conservative, or specifically, libertarian in their views.....vastly disproportionately so....
http://www.triplenine.org/poll/index.html
So, while you might be smarter than some religious conservative who also believes in wealth redistribution......You're not any smarter than the Rush Limbaugh folks you think you're smarter than, who are both economically and socially conservative.......But you're both a helluva a lot dumber than the libertarians. ;)
tl,dr
Simon Jester

Burlington, IA

#4 Jan 15, 2013
xbox wrote:
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tl,dr
Couldn't even form a coherent sentence on this one......Why do they let you guys use the computer this late in the group home? Don't they give you your meds by 8:30?
xbox

Rolla, MO

#5 Jan 15, 2013
Simon Jester wrote:
<quoted text> Couldn't even form a coherent sentence on this one......Why do they let you guys use the computer this late in the group home? Don't they give you your meds by 8:30?
it is very coherent

google it, twatpiddle
Simon Jester

Burlington, IA

#6 Jan 15, 2013
xbox wrote:
<quoted text>
it is very coherent
google it, twatpiddle
At least you managed to form actual words this time.....It's a stretch for you, I know, but i'm proud of you.
xbox

Rolla, MO

#7 Jan 15, 2013
Simon Jester wrote:
<quoted text> At least you managed to form actual words this time.....It's a stretch for you, I know, but i'm proud of you.
Simple Simon doesn't know how to use google.

Go write a Bible.
Simon Jester

Burlington, IA

#8 Jan 15, 2013
xbox wrote:
<quoted text>
Simple Simon doesn't know how to use google.
Go write a Bible.
I bet that was more clever when you were thinking.
xbox

Rolla, MO

#9 Jan 15, 2013
Simon Jester wrote:
<quoted text> I bet that was more clever when you were thinking.
Simple Simon can't write a coherent sentence.
Simon Jester

Burlington, IA

#10 Jan 15, 2013
Are you just repeating things i've already said to you back to me? It's a little early in the evening to be running out of material.
xbox

Rolla, MO

#11 Jan 15, 2013
Simon Jester wrote:
Are you just repeating things i've already said to you back to me? It's a little early in the evening to be running out of material.
Just making a valid statement. Don't get all pissy.
Simon Jester

Burlington, IA

#12 Jan 15, 2013
xbox wrote:
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Just making a valid statement. Don't get all pissy.
Why would I get pissy at the half-witted remarks of an emotionally stunted adolescent with mommy issues and a room temperature IQ? I kind of feel sorry for you knowing how you were raised.

I ain't the one mad......

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/upload...
Simon Jester

Burlington, IA

#13 Jan 15, 2013
Listen, i'll check back in later to see if you've managed anything remotely clever that doesn't involve some variation on 'I know you are, but what am I' or 'I'm rubber, you're glue'.....Try to make it original and clever. ;)
xbox

Rolla, MO

#14 Jan 15, 2013
Simon Jester wrote:
Listen, i'll check back in later to see if you've managed anything remotely clever that doesn't involve some variation on 'I know you are, but what am I' or 'I'm rubber, you're glue'.....Try to make it original and clever. ;)
Aw stay here. Your dog doesn't need a to nut in your mouth every day.

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