ABSOLUTELY TRUE(it's on here afterall)

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Rhiannon Darnall

Wasilla, AK

#1 Nov 4, 2012
Yesterday I ate dinner. I also brushed my teeth. I may have had some skittles at one point. I can't remember what else I might have done (not because it isn't worth remembering though). I can't remember b/c I was abducted by aliens that resembled some farm cows I saw on Dr. Pol last night.(He's an amazing vet) These alien things told me that everything posted on this site is true and that only the most successful, intelligent human beings take the time to inform others how they feel about who so and so dates and what this person did last night or last year or how their hair looked last week, etc. etc. The alien cows were very confident in these members abilities to contribute absolutely nothing in this world. They were quite impressed w/ how these humans even were able to master the skills it takes to push a button on a keyboard enough times to portray something that resembles a thought. Clearly as impressive as that may be it is even more impressive how their brains store such random bullshit information about so many useless topics but cannot store the proper tools to remember how to spell. If the alien cows are right, which I'm sure they are b/c they are 100% real since I'm talking about them, nothing that comes from this site will ever matter to anyone who actually has a real brain in their head. Also there is no point system. It's believed that some unfortunate individuals feel that every negative thing they post about someone else causes them to gain a point in the "not completely worthless" category and that after enough silly bashing they will earn a crown symbolizing their ever so selfless sacrifices to their community. Kudos from the alien cows guys and gals! They're impressed. ;)
Dr spot

Washington, MO

#2 Nov 4, 2012
Rhiannon Darnall wrote:
Yesterday I ate dinner. I also brushed my teeth. I may have had some skittles at one point. I can't remember what else I might have done (not because it isn't worth remembering though). I can't remember b/c I was abducted by aliens that resembled some farm cows I saw on Dr. Pol last night.(He's an amazing vet) These alien things told me that everything posted on this site is true and that only the most successful, intelligent human beings take the time to inform others how they feel about who so and so dates and what this person did last night or last year or how their hair looked last week, etc. etc. The alien cows were very confident in these members abilities to contribute absolutely nothing in this world. They were quite impressed w/ how these humans even were able to master the skills it takes to push a button on a keyboard enough times to portray something that resembles a thought. Clearly as impressive as that may be it is even more impressive how their brains store such random bullshit information about so many useless topics but cannot store the proper tools to remember how to spell. If the alien cows are right, which I'm sure they are b/c they are 100% real since I'm talking about them, nothing that comes from this site will ever matter to anyone who actually has a real brain in their head. Also there is no point system. It's believed that some unfortunate individuals feel that every negative thing they post about someone else causes them to gain a point in the "not completely worthless" category and that after enough silly bashing they will earn a crown symbolizing their ever so selfless sacrifices to their community. Kudos from the alien cows guys and gals! They're impressed. ;)
you are such a lieing fool! You know damn well you had the whole bag of skittles!!!
Dr spot

Washington, MO

#3 Nov 4, 2012
Toe are a lieing fool! You know damn well you ate the bag of skittles!!!!!
sos

Rolla, MO

#4 Nov 4, 2012
are you black and got a hoodie
Trish

Odessa, MO

#5 Nov 4, 2012
Did you get probed? How did that make you feel?

Since: Nov 12

Wasilla, AK

#6 Nov 4, 2012
Not black, blue actually and yes on the hoody question. Also, no I did not get probed b/c obviously cow aliens have no fingers so they're fairly limited in torture techniques. And lastly I really didn't eat the whole bag of skittles. It was one if the family size ones, the Blenders kind. They're pretty good. The blue ones are my favorite. That's actually how I escaped the alien cows. I shared my skittles w/ them.
Rob

United States

#7 Nov 4, 2012
That moooving story was udderly amazing
Chandi ousley

United States

#8 Nov 4, 2012
You crack me up sis! Lol
Rolla Momma

Rolla, MO

#9 Nov 4, 2012
Thanks for that story. I've been following the Alien Bovine stories for awhile.
Glen Beck

Salem, MO

#10 Nov 4, 2012
Alien cows are responsible for all the robo calls we will be getting between now and the election. If you add all the numbers tha show up on your caller ID, subtract all of the numbers of the day's date you will always get the number 4 or 4 will be in that group of numbers. Everyone knows cows have 4 teats. Coincidence? I think not!

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