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Wanted: $500k to allow school children to visit White House

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“I'm right”

Since: Oct 12

Rolla, MO

#1 Mar 7, 2013
I am beginning a fund-raiser for those poor children that want to go to the White House. It costs $500k to get a meeting with the White House and these poor kids want to view a part of their heritage.

Please send checks to the Local Tea Party, c/o Killa Saves The Kids.
Republican

United States

#2 Mar 7, 2013
killa_the_compassionate wrote:
I am beginning a fund-raiser for those poor children that want to go to the White House. It costs $500k to get a meeting with the White House and these poor kids want to view a part of their heritage.

Please send checks to the Local Tea Party, c/o Killa Saves The Kids.
I knew deep down Killa had a heart, he is going out of his way for the children, take that all you haters!, what have you done to help the children?
Bob the Buckeye

Rolla, MO

#3 Mar 7, 2013
Republican wrote:
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I knew deep down Killa had a heart, he is going out of his way for the children, take that all you haters!, what have you done to help the children?
killa is on the sex-offender registry, you Republican hypocrite.

“I'm right”

Since: Oct 12

Rolla, MO

#4 Mar 7, 2013
We are looking for a chaperone if anyone would like to donate their time.

Duties include:

1. Holding cash and diamonds in brief case chained to wrist for Obama.

2. Keep Moochelle away from the kids so she doesn't try to force some dried apples or other crappy vegetables down their throats.

3. Prevent Obama from prematurely pick-pocketing the children.
Bob the Buckeye

Rolla, MO

#5 Mar 7, 2013
killa_the_compassionate wrote:
We are looking for a chaperone if anyone would like to donate their time.
Duties include:
1. Holding cash and diamonds in brief case chained to wrist for Obama.
2. Keep Moochelle away from the kids so she doesn't try to force some dried apples or other crappy vegetables down their throats.
3. Prevent Obama from prematurely pick-pocketing the children.
You're real funny. Funny-looking, that is.

“I'm right”

Since: Oct 12

Rolla, MO

#6 Mar 8, 2013
How many Presidents does it take to unlock the White House door for a self-guided tour?

“I'm right”

Since: Oct 12

Rolla, MO

#7 Mar 8, 2013
Trick question. Can't unlock a door from the golf course!
Bob the Buckeye

Rolla, MO

#8 Mar 9, 2013
Hahaha! Republican Hypocrite Congressmen OWNED!

If there’s one thing Republicans agree on, it’s that spending cuts are good. The automatic sequester cuts will trim everything from the military budget to school programs. But one cut seems to be getting the GOP’s goat: The White House has decided to shrink overtime and other costs by canceling White House tours until further notice. The move will save several million dollars.
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But tours are set up through members of Congress, who have been able to give free tickets to constituents who were visiting the capital. Now–just as Washington’s spring tourist season is about to start–officials have to tell the good folks back home that, uh, you wanted me to cut spending and I did, but that meant canceling your tour, which won’t be rescheduled, by the way, and I’m really sorry about your having wasted the long drive/airfare/hotel bill, and I hope that isn’t your kids I hear crying in the background. And please vote for me when I come up for re-election because I did, as you wanted, cut spending!
Flower child

United States

#9 Mar 10, 2013
What travel agent do you use? In high school we visited the white house. It cast each of us $275 and that covered travel? Good, motel'

“I'm right”

Since: Oct 12

Rolla, MO

#10 Mar 10, 2013
Flower child wrote:
What travel agent do you use? In high school we visited the white house. It cast each of us $275 and that covered travel? Good, motel'
Obama shut down the self-guided tour because it disturbs the fuhrer's beauty sleep.
Bob the Buckeye

Rolla, MO

#11 Mar 10, 2013
killa_the_compassionate wrote:
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Obama shut down the self-guided tour because it disturbs the fuhrer's beauty sleep.
You have given up ever wanting to be taken seriously on here.

“I'm right”

Since: Oct 12

Rolla, MO

#12 Mar 10, 2013
Bob the Buckeye wrote:
<quoted text>You have given up ever wanting to be taken seriously on here.
This White House tour shut down is a hard one to defend, isn't it? It is one of the few things government does that is clearly important, it's cheap, and Obama shuts it down. And it seems obvious to us why since we are left to fill in the blanks. Obama finds the tours inconvenient so he used the sequester as a reason to shut them down. The King does not want to be disturbed in his castle.
Bob the Buckeye

Rolla, MO

#13 Mar 10, 2013
killa_the_compassionate wrote:
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This White House tour shut down is a hard one to defend, isn't it? It is one of the few things government does that is clearly important, it's cheap, and Obama shuts it down. And it seems obvious to us why since we are left to fill in the blanks. Obama finds the tours inconvenient so he used the sequester as a reason to shut them down. The King does not want to be disturbed in his castle.
It is not clearly important and it saves millions and it makes republicans frothy. Win, win, win.

“I'm right”

Since: Oct 12

Rolla, MO

#14 Mar 10, 2013
Bob the Buckeye wrote:
<quoted text>It is not clearly important and it saves millions and it makes republicans frothy. Win, win, win.
We love this. It's such an obvious display of a tyranny. Presidents work for the people. Obama thinks we work for him.

It's such an easy contrast when you have a 20 car motorcade to go eat dinner 6 blocks away by the president and school kids that want to tour one of the branches of their government, but are turned away.
Bob the Buckeye

Rolla, MO

#15 Mar 10, 2013
killa_the_compassionate wrote:
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We love this. It's such an obvious display of a tyranny. Presidents work for the people. Obama thinks we work for him.
It's such an easy contrast when you have a 20 car motorcade to go eat dinner 6 blocks away by the president and school kids that want to tour one of the branches of their government, but are turned away.
White House tours are not at all important and eliminating them saves millions and it makes republicans frothy. Win, win, win.

“I'm right”

Since: Oct 12

Rolla, MO

#16 Mar 10, 2013
Bob the Buckeye wrote:
<quoted text>White House tours are not at all important and eliminating them saves millions and it makes republicans frothy. Win, win, win.
Looks like we are both happy.
Bob the Buckeye

Rolla, MO

#17 Mar 10, 2013
killa_the_compassionate wrote:
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Looks like we are both happy.
So quit your whining, bitchytits.

“I'm right”

Since: Oct 12

Rolla, MO

#18 Mar 10, 2013
Bob the Buckeye wrote:
<quoted text>So quit your whining, bitchytits.
That wouldn't make me happy.
Bob the Buckeye

Rolla, MO

#19 Mar 10, 2013
killa_the_compassionate wrote:
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That wouldn't make me happy.
Teabaggers will never be happy.
politics suck

Memphis, TN

#20 Mar 15, 2013
I want to quit paying taxes. Why should I when it gets spent so horribly.especially on foregin aid. Paying for some lazy ass person to sit on their duff all day with 5 kids watching judge judy and Jerry Springer. Why should I work? Especially since they want to citizen every dang illegal that hops the border? How the hell does walking through a house cost millions? Obama's freaking dog walker makes 100,000 a year!! He takes million dollar vacations, his wife moochelle is screwing up the lunch system in America! Why do you stand up for these people? Are you a gay liberal bob? Is that why you kiss this asshole muslims feet? Because you think you will get the right to marry you lover? I want to know your reasons for supportig him? Please give me a concrete answer, because i want to know why you worship him?

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