The DeWalt Assault Nail Gun

The DeWalt Assault Nail Gun

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Bulldog

Morristown, TN

#1 Aug 21, 2013
DeWalt apparently has a solution for home protection that doesn’t require a license or registration. There is no background check or ten day waiting periods for this implement of home security. Introducing the Dewalt assault nail gun. Is this for real?

This image appeared on Facebook as an alternative to owning an “assault rifle” in the wake of recent weapon ban proposals. This “assault nail gun” resembles an M-16, which is one model of many assault rifles on list for restriction. The DeWalt assault nail gun boasts that it can fire a 16-D size nail through a 2×4 at 200 yards. Perfect for protection during a home invasion, or helping your neighbor down the street build his fence without leaving your own yard. Since this “weapon” is technically a tool, it would be free from federal weapon restrictions. The big question is whether this is real or not. Is this a legitimate tool in production? Or is this just a crafty gun owner with a sense of humor? What do you think?

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Not

Johnson City, TN

#2 Aug 21, 2013
carl edwards

Waxhaw, NC

#3 Aug 21, 2013
This actually makes a lot of sense, because the people who are most likely to buy DeWalt products are also the ones who have a hardon for getting a gun and shooting people. They need to include rebel flag decals in the packaging.
Yo Mama Obama

United States

#4 Aug 25, 2013
carl edwards wrote:
This actually makes a lot of sense, because the people who are most likely to buy DeWalt products are also the ones who have a hardon for getting a gun and shooting people. They need to include rebel flag decals in the packaging.
Your exactly correct I have directed the NSA to collect the phone records of anyone in the south working in construction or anyone making their own home repairs. It may become necessary to drone strike these people. I will do whatever it takes to keep everyone safe.
(except for working white people)

Praise Allah (freedom is possible only through Islam)
luckie

Franklin, NC

#5 Aug 25, 2013
I proudly display our Rebel flag. We also have several weapons loaded and waiting on somone if they try to break in . I would make their day and give them that 5 minutes of fame. Nail gun sounds like fun too.
duh

Kingsport, TN

#6 Aug 25, 2013
Yeah yeah....everyone with half a brain knows that you can turn almost anything into a weapon. From household chemicals to fertilzer, it's easy if you have the knowledge, the will, and the incliment to do it.

However, it is insanely stupid for people to try to claim a gun as a tool, or say they need an assault rifle for protection. If someone breaks into your house, you would be far better off with a handgun or shotgun. 1-2 shots should be all it takes, I mean do you want to stop the intruder, or do you want to cut him in half, destroy most of your posessions, possibly kill a neighbor/family member, and knock out one of your walls all at the same time? I mean, why not just use a rocket launcher? Or why not put a missle silo in your yard and aim it at your front door? If you're THAT scared of intruders, maybe you picked the wrong neighborhood.
carl edwards

Oxford, GA

#7 Aug 28, 2013
duh wrote:
Yeah yeah....everyone with half a brain knows that you can turn almost anything into a weapon. From household chemicals to fertilzer, it's easy if you have the knowledge, the will, and the incliment to do it.
However, it is insanely stupid for people to try to claim a gun as a tool, or say they need an assault rifle for protection. If someone breaks into your house, you would be far better off with a handgun or shotgun. 1-2 shots should be all it takes, I mean do you want to stop the intruder, or do you want to cut him in half, destroy most of your posessions, possibly kill a neighbor/family member, and knock out one of your walls all at the same time? I mean, why not just use a rocket launcher? Or why not put a missle silo in your yard and aim it at your front door? If you're THAT scared of intruders, maybe you picked the wrong neighborhood.
America belongs exclusively to white christian conservative gun owners. All others must leave the country.
carl edwards

Oxford, GA

#8 Aug 28, 2013
luckie wrote:
I proudly display our Rebel flag. We also have several weapons loaded and waiting on somone if they try to break in . I would make their day and give them that 5 minutes of fame. Nail gun sounds like fun too.
I would try one out on you.
carl edwards

Oxford, GA

#9 Aug 28, 2013
Yo Mama Obama wrote:
<quoted text>
Your exactly correct I have directed the NSA to collect the phone records of anyone in the south working in construction or anyone making their own home repairs. It may become necessary to drone strike these people. I will do whatever it takes to keep everyone safe.
(except for working white people)
Praise Allah (freedom is possible only through Islam)
The only time black people have power tools in their hands is when they are stealing them in order to pawn and buy drugs.
Not

Morristown, TN

#11 Aug 28, 2013
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