Party at my house! Topix friends gath...

Party at my house! Topix friends gathering

Posted in the Rogersville Forum

God

New Palestine, IN

#1 Jun 12, 2013
You are cordially invited (required) to attend an absolutely spectacular party to be held at my house this coming Sunday! There will be live entertainment in the form of singing and a guest speaker who will give a delightful talk about eternal damnation which will mesmerize you and your whole family.

The purpose of this party at my house is that you are required to attend and worship me. I am entitled to your praise and your money. The bible specifically states that you are required to worship me or you will burn in hell forever. This is how much I love you.

Fun for the whole family! Don't wait, you have to act now! Get in your car and come worship me. Your attendance is required. Just look for the big building, there is a big cross out front, lots of fat people in fancy clothes and perfumes, you cannot miss it. There is plenty of parking available.

You are also invited to bring all your family's loaded firearms with you. The more the better. Just like an episode of Duck Dynasty, guns are welcome queers aint'. Please note that although interracial heterosexual couples are allowed to attend, you will not be allowed to hold a marriage ceremony at the facility (if you are already married, then your marriage will not be recognized while in attendance at the party).

As you know the government is waging war against both Christians and law-abiding gun owners. They label good Christians as bigots, racists, spewers of hate. This government is out to get you because you are a good person, just like the Romans were out to get Jesus. You are just like Jesus!

Teachers, cops, firefighters, the mail man. All are agents of this government, they are everywhere, they are spying on you. These people look like you, but remember who they work for. They are the enemy, you cannot trust any of them. Will they be at my house on Sunday worshiping me? No, they will be at home enjoying their Union benefits at taxpayers expense.

This Sunday Christians and gun owners all over America will do the talking from the pew on bended knees. Send a message to everyone that in the war on religion, you do not intend to be victims, you will be the aggressors and you will win. As patriots it is your civic duty to protect yourself, your family, your freedom, and this Christian nation, forever. People who do not stand for what we stand will not be tolerated.
Joe Joe

Bristol, TN

#2 Jun 13, 2013
God wrote:
You are cordially invited (required) to attend an absolutely spectacular party to be held at my house this coming Sunday! There will be live entertainment in the form of singing and a guest speaker who will give a delightful talk about eternal damnation which will mesmerize you and your whole family.
The purpose of this party at my house is that you are required to attend and worship me. I am entitled to your praise and your money. The bible specifically states that you are required to worship me or you will burn in hell forever. This is how much I love you.
Fun for the whole family! Don't wait, you have to act now! Get in your car and come worship me. Your attendance is required. Just look for the big building, there is a big cross out front, lots of fat people in fancy clothes and perfumes, you cannot miss it. There is plenty of parking available.
You are also invited to bring all your family's loaded firearms with you. The more the better. Just like an episode of Duck Dynasty, guns are welcome queers aint'. Please note that although interracial heterosexual couples are allowed to attend, you will not be allowed to hold a marriage ceremony at the facility (if you are already married, then your marriage will not be recognized while in attendance at the party).
As you know the government is waging war against both Christians and law-abiding gun owners. They label good Christians as bigots, racists, spewers of hate. This government is out to get you because you are a good person, just like the Romans were out to get Jesus. You are just like Jesus!
Teachers, cops, firefighters, the mail man. All are agents of this government, they are everywhere, they are spying on you. These people look like you, but remember who they work for. They are the enemy, you cannot trust any of them. Will they be at my house on Sunday worshiping me? No, they will be at home enjoying their Union benefits at taxpayers expense.
This Sunday Christians and gun owners all over America will do the talking from the pew on bended knees. Send a message to everyone that in the war on religion, you do not intend to be victims, you will be the aggressors and you will win. As patriots it is your civic duty to protect yourself, your family, your freedom, and this Christian nation, forever. People who do not stand for what we stand will not be tolerated.
Umm.. will there be any chronic at this party?

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Rogersville Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
beth bowen (Apr '10) 3 hr J Greene 7
Wheel tax referendum petition FAILS 5 hr justAfew 53
Eclipse glasses 7 hr FakeNEWS 5
Bye Bye Bannon 9 hr Riddle me this 7
A message to our local Nazis 10 hr Dumbification 6
New Asian Cuisine Restaurant 11 hr Jay 1
Who is the worst landlord in town? Sat debunker 2

Rogersville Jobs

More from around the web

Personal Finance

Rogersville Mortgages