Cops: New York bike bandits wore gorilla, chicken suits

Police say the thieves who stole a New York teenager's bicycle were, well, animals. Full Story
The Obvious

San Bruno, CA

#1 Oct 12, 2010
"Detectives are searching for the suspects."

Please tell me they aren't looking for two gorilas and a chicken!
Rats

Daly City, CA

#2 Oct 12, 2010
Rats, I thought maybe the animals were on bikes.

VICTIM: I was robbed by a chicken riding a 21-speed yellow and red Santa Cruz mountain bike with Bontrager tires and a "Lesbian Power" sticker on the handlebar.

OFFICER: What kind of chicken was it?

VICTIM: Huh?

OFFICER: Unless you can more specifically identify the breed of chicken, I am afraid there is nothing we can do.
Well Duh

United States

#3 Oct 14, 2010
If the guy on the bicycle had shot the two Republicans, he would have been charged with two counts of poaching out of season.

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