Prepare For Ghetto Trick-or-Treater S...

Prepare For Ghetto Trick-or-Treater Suburban Invasion

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Wyle Dapes

United States

#1 Oct 26, 2012
Time to lock everything indoors and prepare for the ghetto trick-or-treaters to hit the burbs once again. Since they're too cheap to offer candy in their own hoods, and no one in the hood would dare answer a strange knock on the door without risking their lives, the primates will once again continue the new tradition of bringing the little hood rats to the burbs for trick-or-treats. Answer your doors carefully!
semper fi forever

Rochester, NY

#2 Oct 26, 2012
They come in BUS loads!!! It looks like one of those clown cars, in the Circus, doors open, and they pour out like COCKROACHES!!!!!! I keep the bowl of candy, right next to the TWELVE GAUGE, they can have either.
Wyle Dapes

United States

#3 Oct 26, 2012
semper fi forever wrote:
They come in BUS loads!!! It looks like one of those clown cars, in the Circus, doors open, and they pour out like COCKROACHES!!!!!! I keep the bowl of candy, right next to the TWELVE GAUGE, they can have either.
Guide for a safer ghetto invasion:
1. Be sure to keep the "good" bowl of candy hidden inside for the neighborhood kids.
2. Leave cheap candy (tootsie rolls, watermelon flavored candy, candy corn) outside for these other animals.
3. NO MATTER WHAT do not answer the door for the young chimps; you risk a home invasion, or they'll case your valuables inside to steal at a later date.
4. Don't leave "nothing" outside either; if you leave no candy, they may retaliate.
5. Expect damage no matter what.
Wyle Dapes

United States

#6 Oct 26, 2012
Black Daddy X wrote:
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How can you deny any kids candy, you white racist honkey?! How can you generalize who lives in the area and who doesn't? So if I wrong your door bell and you saw me and my kids, you would deny me because I am black or in your words, a "hood rat?"
i know who lives in my neighborhood and who doesn't. Most people in the burbs know all their neighbors. We meet each other when we're outside taking care of our houses. Suburban parents walk with their kids. Hood rats have their mom and/or baby daddies following them in a car. I don't deny anyone candy, but if you're not from my street then you get the cheap crap. BTW, wtf is "wrong" my doorbell?
Country Boy

Batavia, NY

#7 Oct 26, 2012
Hopefully the Frankenstorm will narrow down the ape patrols to nothing. They may need a canoe to trick or treat this year.
stank breath whites

United States

#8 Oct 26, 2012
Wyle Dapes wrote:
<quoted text>i know who lives in my neighborhood and who doesn't. Most people in the burbs know all their neighbors. We meet each other when we're outside taking care of our houses. Suburban parents walk with their kids. Hood rats have their mom and/or baby daddies following them in a car. I don't deny anyone candy, but if you're not from my street then you get the cheap crap. BTW, wtf is "wrong" my doorbell?
then you're still
showing favoritism. You can give out what you want, but giving a certain group of kids a certain candy because they don't live in the area is prejudice and generalizing.
semper fi forever

Rochester, NY

#9 Oct 26, 2012
Don't you be "WRONGING" my door bell, cuz I'll ax you to leave!!!!!!! Wow, gotta wonder about the "APES"
Steel City Steelers

Boston, MA

#10 Oct 26, 2012
Halloween safety tip #9

Hang job applications on the outside of your house, certain undesirables will not come near them, and leave
Wyle Dapes

United States

#11 Oct 26, 2012
stank breath whites wrote:
<quoted text> then you're still
showing favoritism. You can give out what you want, but giving a certain group of kids a certain candy because they don't live in the area is prejudice and generalizing.
That's why you're stupid and we're not. We're not going to encourage the hood rats to come back by giving them good stuff. It's like feeding wild animals then wondering why you can't get rid of them afterwards. We call what we do common sense.

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#13 Oct 26, 2012
Put a job fair tonight sign out front and hand out job applications. That should keep them at bay. Maybe try a romney/ryan sign out front.
Wyle Dapes

United States

#14 Oct 26, 2012
I'm thinking about digging a moat around my house. No swim, no bother.

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