There is a Race Draft going on!

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The Race Draft

Rochester, NY

#1 Jul 26, 2013
There has been a race draft started. First move: The Whites offer all of their fat chicks to the Blacks in exchange for Beyonce. Offer immediately accepted!

“Don't Toews Me Bro!”

Since: Apr 13

The Elite Northeast

#2 Jul 26, 2013
The Race Draft wrote:
There has been a race draft started. First move: The Whites offer all of their fat chicks to the Blacks in exchange for Beyonce. Offer immediately accepted!
Word is the Asians traded 600 SAT points to the Blacks in exchange for an extra 3 inches.
Emilio

Pittsford, NY

#3 Jul 26, 2013
ThatOneBeaut wrote:
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Word is the Asians traded 600 SAT points to the Blacks in exchange for an extra 3 inches.
Only problem is they didn't know how to apply them.

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Since: Apr 13

The Elite Northeast

#4 Jul 26, 2013
Emilio wrote:
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Only problem is they didn't know how to apply them.
I hear the Whites traded Amanda Bynes to the Asians in exchange for a promise that they will completely stay off the roads.
Emilo

Pittsford, NY

#5 Jul 26, 2013
ThatOneBeaut wrote:
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I hear the Whites traded Amanda Bynes to the Asians in exchange for a promise that they will completely stay off the roads.
We call it DWO (Driving While Oriental). Used widely in California.

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Since: Apr 09

drop the puck, Ref...

#6 Jul 26, 2013
I don't know about this...
I'd trade the Weiner idiot for Tina Turner...
The Race Draft

Rochester, NY

#7 Jul 26, 2013
The Arabs are in talks with Rednecks. Neither party has a clue what is being said though. Update to follow.
Darlene

Pittsford, NY

#8 Jul 26, 2013
The Race Draft wrote:
The Arabs are in talks with Rednecks. Neither party has a clue what is being said though. Update to follow.
I don't get it. When will it be updated, and will a better explanation be offered at the update?

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Since: Apr 13

The Elite Northeast

#9 Jul 26, 2013
Breaking: The Blacks acquire Aaron Hernandez via free agency because "he fits perfectly with our system."
MapleLeaf

Rochester, NY

#10 Jul 26, 2013
Breaking: The Whites acquire Michael Jackson via free agency because "he likes little boys to."

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Since: Apr 13

The Elite Northeast

#11 Jul 26, 2013
MapleLeaf wrote:
Breaking: The Whites acquire Michael Jackson via free agency because "he likes little boys to."
Trade voided. It's yet to be determined if he belongs to the whites or the blacks to begin with.
rochmetro

Brockport, NY

#12 Jul 26, 2013
Kevin Clash is black. He likes little boys. Scary things go on in Elomo's playhouse
MapleLeaf

Rochester, NY

#13 Jul 26, 2013
ThatOneBeaut wrote:
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Trade voided. It's yet to be determined if he belongs to the whites or the blacks to begin with.
Good one!
Ha Ha

Iraq

#14 Jul 26, 2013
Okay, I'll personnaly take:
Hale Barry
http://zipfm.net/sites/zipfm.net/files/news/h...

Kenya Moore http://abagond.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/ke...

You can have the rest ...

Tyra Banks
http://api.ning.com/files/9eSEZqF-iPFH51pw0Dz... *5xKc/tyrabanks.jpg

“Don't Toews Me Bro!”

Since: Apr 13

The Elite Northeast

#15 Jul 27, 2013
The Whites reportedly have Taylor Swift on the trading block. All races show absolutely no interest.
MapleLeaf

Rochester, NY

#17 Jul 27, 2013
In overnight trading news:
It's rumored the Asians are offering the Blacks a multi-persons trade deal and at least 10 of their picks in the second round for Tiger Woods.
rochmetro

Brockport, NY

#18 Jul 27, 2013
Tired Dave Chappelle jokes
Dabbleman

Pittsburgh, PA

#19 Jul 27, 2013
youtube.com/watch... Your Bought and Sold
and then you die remember That
Darlene

Pittsford, NY

#20 Jul 27, 2013
ThatOneBeaut wrote:
The Whites reportedly have Taylor Swift on the trading block. All races show absolutely no interest.
I guess humor is just not your thing, huh? Did you say you were a pharmacist in another thread? That would explain a lot. Boring.

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Since: Apr 13

The Elite Northeast

#21 Jul 27, 2013
Darlene wrote:
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I guess humor is just not your thing, huh? Did you say you were a pharmacist in another thread? That would explain a lot. Boring.
Well aren't we testy today. A Taylor Swift fan I take it?

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