You nailed it.<quoted text>
Unrequited love is the mother of all scorned women.
Biracial one, I save you the trouble.
Only the most painful thing a young individual can go through, up to and including shitting out lego.
Unreturned love, for those of you with a less poetic nature!
Person 1: Unrequited love hurts more than shitting out plastic bricks.
Person 2: You've shat plastic bricks? You sick bastard!