I only bring up that my friends are in law enforcement because you claim to be so important, carrying a leathal & legal weapon, being a combat vet and all.<quoted text>
Ooooooo, aren't you the big boy on campus, you have friends in law enforcement, LOL, what putz you are. I have plenty of friends in law enforcement but I don't go around spouting off about it because it gives you a chubby.
Feel free to stop in. You can intoduce yourself, tell us all about what a tough guy you are, and we can all be impressed by you.
And if you have doubts to my military background ... they will be happy to vouch for me.
After all, it is the reason we are getting together.