We need to lighten up this board

Mr Charmin Whipple wrote:

We need to lighten up this board

I wonder if that guy (Whipple) from the commercial is still alive.

Nope... Dick Wilson died in 07

Local 88 wrote:

Nope... Dick Wilson died in 07

Oh wow, but thanks for the information. I remember those commercials.

I find the fold is more effective than the crinkle.

This is the only proper toilet paper and proper way to hang it.

http://www.amazon.com/Mouth-Toys-Funny-Toilet...

For those of you that hang from the back...WHY?

Eddie wrote:

I find the fold is more effective than the crinkle.

When you fold the TP, it makes it like a sweegee brush, you just push the poop residue and dingleberries around and it makes skids on you cheeks and taint and back of balls.
When you ball it up or crinkle it, you make cracks and crevices which in turn grab and scoop up the dingleberries and splatter.
Kind of like chains on tires in snow and ice - it's for Gripping !!
And remember to always wipe front to back, you dont want stink on your ball sack or female crack.

Always make the last wipe a wet wipe with the flush-able aloe moistened wipes.

Who cares as long as it is there when you need it? I know I don't.

Grecian Grist wrote:

Always make the last wipe a wet wipe with the flush-able aloe moistened wipes.

Trust me, DO NOT flush those things, toss them in the waste basket. So many plumbers have had to go to home where people flush those things to unclog their sewerlines with an industrial snake because they have a raw sewage backup in their basement due to them.
They DO NOT break down like regular toilet paper, not at all. The packaging lies.
They will also ruin your septic tanks.

I saw a hot woman today at lunch downtown, and as she was walking out of the bathroom, had a few squares of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of her shoe. We all laughed.

I use it in many ways after I've had a couple bowls of my 5 Alarm Chili and some Genny Cream Ales.

We have gone over this. The only proper way is with Obama's face facing out.
For further info and links please refer to post #6

IescapedNY wrote:

We have gone over this. The only proper way is with Obama's face facing out.
For further info and links please refer to post #6

And then we can force feed you the paper after it's been used.

some city dwellers use their bare hands... the left one if muslim

Speaking of Muslims:

A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big smile on his face.

"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" asks the Imam.

"Well," replies Abdul. "I live near the railroad tracks, and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the movies. I cut her free and took her back to my house. Allah be praised, we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"

"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"

Abdul grimaced, "I do not know, I never found her head."

OK, one more:

Q. What's the hardest part about a Muslim father honor killing his daughter?

A. Suppressing his erection.

If you are a member of congress ... this is how you wipe your royal a$$
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