Cuomo and Schumer To Ban "Assault" Fl...

Cuomo and Schumer To Ban "Assault" Flat Screen TVs

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Grady Stiles

United States

#1 Mar 13, 2013
I wouldn't be surprised if those geniuses proposed such a bill, something like this:

An Assault TV would be defined as any TV greater than 24" in diagonal width, posessing one or more of the following "evil" features: remote control, surround sound, wi-fi, gaming consoles, Hulu Plus, or HD reception.

Reasons: Children are exposed to violent tv shows, video games, and movies on them. Adults are prone to consuming alcohol while watching these TVs. In addition, owners of such dangerous TVs are exposed to unnecessary home invasion robbery risk.

Afterthought: realizing after the bill is passed, that Corning is the major supplier of glass for making these TVs.
Ha Ha


#2 Mar 13, 2013
I understand you are trying to be funny ... but what are you gonna do when Bloomburg & crew agree with you and this ban goes through!!!!!

There are no STUPID ideas to these guys.
Ha Ha


#3 Mar 13, 2013
remember the law that said digital cameras had to make a "CLICK" noise

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