New Medicare Program - Part G

New Medicare Program - Part G

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IescapedNY

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#1 Apr 22, 2013
You're a sick senior citizen
and the government says there is no nursing home available for you.
So what do you do?

Plan G gives anyone 65 years or older a hand-gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day,
a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses?
That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney,lungs or heart? They're all covered.

As a bonus, your kids can come to visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this?
It's the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go
into a home.

And you get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don'thave to pay any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what?
rePIGpublican

Rochester, NY

#2 Apr 22, 2013
You realize what a sick dumb conservative you are?! You sound like a bombing suspct.

IescapedNY

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#3 Apr 22, 2013
rePIGpublican wrote:
You realize what a sick dumb conservative you are?! You sound like a bombing suspct.
Awww poor baby. Who pee'd in your corn flakes?

pigpen911

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#4 Apr 22, 2013
IescapedNY wrote:
<quoted text>
Awww poor baby. Who pee'd in your corn flakes?
You have to forgive him/her,"it" is worried that all of "it's" freebies might be taken away. Typical democratic commie progressive Obama loving loon. Need I say more??--LOL--
Go Believe

Hilton, NY

#5 Apr 22, 2013
IescapedNY wrote:
You're a sick senior citizen
and the government says there is no nursing home available for you.
So what do you do?
Plan G gives anyone 65 years or older a hand-gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day,
a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses?
That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney,lungs or heart? They're all covered.
As a bonus, your kids can come to visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this?
It's the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go
into a home.
And you get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don'thave to pay any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what?
This is close to the welfare reform bill for inner city blacks and they don't have to wait till 65 to become eligible for the 1 in 5 black males who get to go to prison.
rePIGpublican

Rochester, NY

#6 Apr 22, 2013
IescapedNY wrote:
<quoted text>
Awww poor baby. Who pee'd in your corn flakes?
You need to grow up and come with decent adult convo.

But trust me, I would love to pee in YOUR corn flakes!
rePIGpublican

Rochester, NY

#7 Apr 22, 2013
pigpen911 wrote:
<quoted text>You have to forgive him/her,"it" is worried that all of "it's" freebies might be taken away. Typical democratic commie progressive Obama loving loon. Need I say more??--LOL--
You take your jealous hebrew republican somewhere and hide, pigbutt! Face the facts your republican heros are not in charge! I would love to feel sorry for you, but I don't! I don't like you, and I don't like what you stand for: racism, greed, trolling, cowardly, etc! I really believe you mised out on your worthless childhood and that no woman would ever give you the time of the day!

You conservative suburban coon!
rePIGpublican

Rochester, NY

#8 Apr 22, 2013
Go Believe wrote:
<quoted text>
This is close to the welfare reform bill for inner city blacks and they don't have to wait till 65 to become eligible for the 1 in 5 black males who get to go to prison.
My racist "friend" you have no idea what you're talking about! I will bet you are on welfare and posting from prison yourself!

pigpen911

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#9 Apr 22, 2013
rePIGpublican wrote:
<quoted text>
You take your jealous hebrew republican somewhere and hide, pigbutt! Face the facts your republican heros are not in charge! I would love to feel sorry for you, but I don't! I don't like you, and I don't like what you stand for: racism, greed, trolling, cowardly, etc! I really believe you mised out on your worthless childhood and that no woman would ever give you the time of the day!
You conservative suburban coon!
GEE I thought that you and I were best buds Stevie.Now you hurt my feelings by saying all of those nasty lies about me,I am so upset I could just turn Jewish! BTW: Zippy being the bigshot stock broker that you say you are shouldn't you know how to use the correct words and put a proper sentenace together when having a hissy fit? Say hello to your wife Tifany,Tom or whatever the name might be. Thank you,keep on those meds and have a nice day Zippy.
rePIGpublican

Rochester, NY

#10 Apr 22, 2013
pigpen911 wrote:
<quoted text>GEE I thought that you and I were best buds Stevie.Now you hurt my feelings by saying all of those nasty lies about me,I am so upset I could just turn Jewish! BTW: Zippy being the bigshot stock broker that you say you are shouldn't you know how to use the correct words and put a proper sentenace together when having a hissy fit? Say hello to your wife Tifany,Tom or whatever the name might be. Thank you,keep on those meds and have a nice day Zippy.
At least I have a wife, unlike you who always take shots at one's sexuality. Hell, come on over. I will have Tiffany make dinner for you. We are serving

jewish stew
hebrew hash
conservative corn beef and cabbage
republican raddish

Complimentary from Steve and Tiff!

pigpen911

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#11 Apr 22, 2013
rePIGpublican wrote:
<quoted text>
At least I have a wife, unlike you who always take shots at one's sexuality. Hell, come on over. I will have Tiffany make dinner for you. We are serving
jewish stew
hebrew hash
conservative corn beef and cabbage
republican raddish
Complimentary from Steve and Tiff!
Hey thanks,I don't eat Jewish food but the cornbeef and cabbage sounds really good,it's the Irish in my blood. Send me the address and let me know what time I should be there. Do you want me to stop by Starbucks and pick up anything special?? Again just send me the address,O.K.? PP911

pigpen911

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#13 Apr 22, 2013
FTW wrote:
<quoted text>You better watch what you say we have someone on here who might alert her Secret service friends of your homegrown terrorist talk.
Now that is funny!!! Good one!!!

IescapedNY

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#14 Apr 22, 2013
Come to think of it. There are so few "Crew" members around today, you would swear it's the first of the month.

Are they all in hiding or something?

“Don't Toews Me Bro!”

Since: Apr 13

The Elite Northeast

#15 Apr 22, 2013
The food being served sounds ok, but will Noam Chomsky be there?
rePIGpublican

Rochester, NY

#16 Apr 22, 2013
pigpen911 wrote:
<quoted text>Hey thanks,I don't eat Jewish food but the cornbeef and cabbage sounds really good,it's the Irish in my blood. Send me the address and let me know what time I should be there. Do you want me to stop by Starbucks and pick up anything special?? Again just send me the address,O.K.? PP911
I understand. If I were a jew, I would claim to be irish too. Naw, I don't need anything from starbucks, but thanks for asking.
rePIGpublican

Rochester, NY

#17 Apr 22, 2013
IescapedNY wrote:
Come to think of it. There are so few "Crew" members around today, you would swear it's the first of the month.
Are they all in hiding or something?
I can't speak for anyone else, but most of us have lives and does not devote our time being internet racist trolls like yourself! I wish you would hide. Do me a favor and just delete your account!
rePIGpublican

Rochester, NY

#19 Apr 22, 2013
rePIGpulican wrote:
Durp,Durp,Durp. Me doody-deed I loincloth.
Listen imposter, I will bet any amount of money you are that conservative coon Iescape to New York!

IescapedNY

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#20 Apr 22, 2013
rePIGpublican wrote:
<quoted text>Listen imposter, I will bet any amount of money you are that conservative coon Iescape to New York!
I am anybody, I am everybody, I am a "LEGENED" in the minds of "Crew"

Oh the power I obviously have over the minds of the crew.

Who will I be next? Stay tuned for a Crew update.

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