My New African American Neighbors

My New African American Neighbors

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Concerned and Embarrassed

Hilton, NY

#1 Dec 2, 2010
So last week an African American family moved into the home next door to me. I know that a lot of people say Rochester is racist so I wanted to be sure that my new neighbors knew I wasn't a racist.

Since moving takes a lot of energy I decided it would be nice for me to make them something to eat. I cooked up some fried chicken, some collard greens, BBQ ribs, pickled pigs feet, and a big gallon jug of purple drink with extra sugar.

I also had some new sheets and pillow cases that I bought that didn't fit my bed so I thought since these people have kids maybe they could use them. I was short on time and only wanted to take one trip. I threw the sheet over my back and put the pillow case on my head and grabbed all of my home cooked meal for my new to be friends and left the house.

I had hoped that they would see me coming and give me a hand, especially since the pillow case was starting to cover my head and I couldn't really see right. To my surprise the young teenage girl just started screaming really loud. Then the man of the house runs out and starts screaming up a storm saying that he has heard about the racists in Rochester and he will not put up with it.

I tried to explain myself. When I offered them the food they were even more offended! I couldn't believe it! The wife even called the police on me who came down and warned me not to talk to my new neighbors anymore. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
noobs suxdix

Pittsford, NY

#2 Dec 2, 2010
That's some funny sh-t, the purple drink is a nice touch.

“"SUPERIOR WHITE POWER"”

Since: Sep 10

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#4 Dec 2, 2010
noobs suxdix wrote:
That's some funny sh-t, the purple drink is a nice touch.
Hey! The real NOOBS has a wannabe "clone" NOW, WE all must be really great people because everyone tried to be just like us. We are the elite of the BEST on Topix!! Anyone that has a "Clone" or has someone that puts that "sux dix" handle on them has to be famous to get that type of award.. Hats off to you Noobs..
hahahahahaha
Lincoln vs Utility Pole

Rochester, NY

#5 Dec 2, 2010
Concerned and Embarrassed wrote:
So last week an African American family moved into the home next door to me. I know that a lot of people say Rochester is racist so I wanted to be sure that my new neighbors knew I wasn't a racist.
Since moving takes a lot of energy I decided it would be nice for me to make them something to eat. I cooked up some fried chicken, some collard greens, BBQ ribs, pickled pigs feet, and a big gallon jug of purple drink with extra sugar.
I also had some new sheets and pillow cases that I bought that didn't fit my bed so I thought since these people have kids maybe they could use them. I was short on time and only wanted to take one trip. I threw the sheet over my back and put the pillow case on my head and grabbed all of my home cooked meal for my new to be friends and left the house.
I had hoped that they would see me coming and give me a hand, especially since the pillow case was starting to cover my head and I couldn't really see right. To my surprise the young teenage girl just started screaming really loud. Then the man of the house runs out and starts screaming up a storm saying that he has heard about the racists in Rochester and he will not put up with it.
I tried to explain myself. When I offered them the food they were even more offended! I couldn't believe it! The wife even called the police on me who came down and warned me not to talk to my new neighbors anymore. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
Here's some help, on how to speak "black". Should help w/ the neighbors. Good luck.

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maddog2008

Since: Sep 08

Rochester, NY

#6 Dec 2, 2010
Funny post,good job!
u r a retard

Pittsford, NY

#7 Dec 2, 2010
Scorpio4U wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey! The real NOOBS has a wannabe "clone" NOW, WE all must be really great people because everyone tried to be just like us. We are the elite of the BEST on Topix!! Anyone that has a "Clone" or has someone that puts that "sux dix" handle on them has to be famous to get that type of award.. Hats off to you Noobs..
hahahahahaha
FYI(to the mentally challenged): if your name appears with the suffix "suxdix", that is not a good thing.

Since: Jun 10

Victor, NY

#8 Dec 2, 2010
Concerned and Embarrassed wrote:
So last week an African American family moved into the home next door to me. I know that a lot of people say Rochester is racist so I wanted to be sure that my new neighbors knew I wasn't a racist.
Since moving takes a lot of energy I decided it would be nice for me to make them something to eat. I cooked up some fried chicken, some collard greens, BBQ ribs, pickled pigs feet, and a big gallon jug of purple drink with extra sugar.
I also had some new sheets and pillow cases that I bought that didn't fit my bed so I thought since these people have kids maybe they could use them. I was short on time and only wanted to take one trip. I threw the sheet over my back and put the pillow case on my head and grabbed all of my home cooked meal for my new to be friends and left the house.
I had hoped that they would see me coming and give me a hand, especially since the pillow case was starting to cover my head and I couldn't really see right. To my surprise the young teenage girl just started screaming really loud. Then the man of the house runs out and starts screaming up a storm saying that he has heard about the racists in Rochester and he will not put up with it.
I tried to explain myself. When I offered them the food they were even more offended! I couldn't believe it! The wife even called the police on me who came down and warned me not to talk to my new neighbors anymore. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
The first thing that you did worng was that the "drink" wasn't red. Thats why the cops were called.

When and if you go next door for a second shot at friendship, just remember RED.
Suxdik Sux Dik

Rochester, NY

#9 Dec 2, 2010
SliceNDice wrote:
<quoted text>The first thing that you did worng was that the "drink" wasn't red. Thats why the cops were called.
When and if you go next door for a second shot at friendship, just remember RED.
Dont forget to bring it in a Crunk Cup filled with Olde English, Hennessey, Courvoisier, Schlitz Malt Liquor, Colt 45, or Ripple.
copper monkeys

Honeoye Falls, NY

#10 Dec 2, 2010
Scorpio4U wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey! The real NOOBS has a wannabe "clone" NOW, WE all must be really great people because everyone tried to be just like us. We are the elite of the BEST on Topix!! Anyone that has a "Clone" or has someone that puts that "sux dix" handle on them has to be famous to get that type of award.. Hats off to you Noobs..
hahahahahaha
Thank you very much Scorpio4U lol
NoMo4Loko

United States

#11 Dec 2, 2010
Suxdik Sux Dik wrote:
<quoted text>
Dont forget to bring it in a Crunk Cup filled with Olde English, Hennessey, Courvoisier, Schlitz Malt Liquor, Colt 45, or Ripple.
what gives? No 4 Loko.
noobs

Honeoye Falls, NY

#12 Dec 2, 2010
Concerned and Embarrassed wrote:
So last week an African American family moved into the home next door to me. I know that a lot of people say Rochester is racist so I wanted to be sure that my new neighbors knew I wasn't a racist.
Since moving takes a lot of energy I decided it would be nice for me to make them something to eat. I cooked up some fried chicken, some collard greens, BBQ ribs, pickled pigs feet, and a big gallon jug of purple drink with extra sugar.
I also had some new sheets and pillow cases that I bought that didn't fit my bed so I thought since these people have kids maybe they could use them. I was short on time and only wanted to take one trip. I threw the sheet over my back and put the pillow case on my head and grabbed all of my home cooked meal for my new to be friends and left the house.
I had hoped that they would see me coming and give me a hand, especially since the pillow case was starting to cover my head and I couldn't really see right. To my surprise the young teenage girl just started screaming really loud. Then the man of the house runs out and starts screaming up a storm saying that he has heard about the racists in Rochester and he will not put up with it.
I tried to explain myself. When I offered them the food they were even more offended! I couldn't believe it! The wife even called the police on me who came down and warned me not to talk to my new neighbors anymore. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
LOL
You watch how much shit them black turds will cause you. You better nail everything down. If you have copper pipe in your place, get it changed out to pvc those black turds will steal anything. DONT TRUST A BLACK TURD

Since: Jun 10

Victor, NY

#13 Dec 3, 2010
noobs wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL
You watch how much shit them black turds will cause you. You better nail everything down. If you have copper pipe in your place, get it changed out to pvc those black turds will steal anything. DONT TRUST A BLACK TURD
I bet you rent out to the black turds for their welfar checks dontcha?

Since: Jun 10

Victor, NY

#14 Dec 3, 2010
welfare*
Scorpio4U n noobs sukdix

Pittsford, NY

#15 Dec 3, 2010
SliceNDice wrote:
<quoted text>I bet you rent out to the black turds for their welfar checks dontcha?
noobs isn't smart enough to be a slum lord, probably has problems spelling his name right.
noobs

Mendon, NY

#16 Dec 3, 2010
SliceNDice wrote:
<quoted text>I bet you rent out to the black turds for their welfar checks dontcha?
NOT A CHANCE WOULD I DO THAT,YOU F*CKS STINK WAY TOO MUCH. DESTROYING PROPERTY LIKE YOU BLACKS DO HA HA HA DONT THINK SO CHIMP
noobs

Mendon, NY

#17 Dec 3, 2010
Scorpio4U n noobs sukdix wrote:
<quoted text>noobs isn't smart enough to be a slum lord, probably has problems spelling his name right.
Your mom cant spell, but she sucks d*ck to pay her rent. She is sucking so hard,so she might be able to get you a x-mas present.
rhonda cares from thecity

Honeoye Falls, NY

#18 Dec 4, 2010
If i were you i would not trust us blacks.
ur fkin stupid rhonda

Buffalo, WV

#19 Dec 4, 2010
rhonda cares from thecity wrote:
If i were you i would not trust us blacks.
NO ONE SHOULD TRUST A MONKEY THAT NEEDS HER LIPS POPPED SO SOMEONE COULD UNDERSTAND HER.. LMFAO
Ms Rochester

Rochester, NY

#20 Dec 5, 2010
There's a white woman on national tv with 5 kids on welfare buying gourmet coffee, why don't you discuss that.

maddog2008

Since: Sep 08

Rochester, NY

#21 Dec 7, 2010
Ms Rochester wrote:
There's a white woman on national tv with 5 kids on welfare buying gourmet coffee, why don't you discuss that.
And I being a "whitey" say that if she is doing this and more than likely worst things like this she should be thrown out of the system.I for one am sick and tired of paying for bottomfeeders to buy anything but the basics.I don't care what race they are.Does that make you feel better Ms.Rochester?

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